04/11/2019
Serenissima
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No sex in the city!
As you know, I am knitted a little bit simple from time to time and so nobody will be surprised that I immediately thought of "Sex in the City" or similar stories with the name "Vamp à NY".
My imagination showed young women dressed in a scarce, but not still dressed way, casually swinging their bulging bags of well-known fashion labels, chattering cheerfully through the streets.
Shop windows and men are distributed - nicely and evenly! - reviewed!
Of course, they are also equipped with the right kicks and handbags.
Finally, still chatting and having fun, they end up in some cult bar.
There they "store" picturesquely and with a current cocktail with umbrella and drinking trunks strewn, in one of the noble seat corners.
It goes without saying that their attention often drifts away enough to make every man in their environment think about whether it would be worth it to pinch him in the crisp ass.
(Sorry, gentlemen! But that's the way it is!)
But I didn't expect a late teenager chewing chewing gum, dressed carelessly and visibly bored in a corner of one of the many coffeebars, with no eye-catcher other than a large bundle of pink and light blue balloons
After the fragrance pyramid I really imagined something entertaining, extraordinary, maybe even slightly crazy:
Heavy creamy vanilla soaked with rum - that sounds already very good and it is also here!
But I also ask myself: Why is tuberose actually on its way with a club?
A New York vamp with a baseball bat
Even the "friendly" statement: "Darling, you're getting old! You don't understand this scent", this scent collage can't save me anymore.
Unfortunately the two fragrant, warming and inspiring beauties Tolu- and Perubalsam can't change this.
According to my "clever book" Tolubalsam is supposed to work against lack of inspiration and creativity.
Well, yeah! Here my oh, so lively "Sex in the City"-Phantasie is drawn creatively and racy, heartlessly killed and also the resinous benzoe-spice is no "live saver" for this fragrance composition!
No sex in the city, I'm afraid
This sweet creature is not only pushy, it is also very affectionate!
A "No!", even in the form of a lot of water and soap, does not accept it: it flakes on my skin until it disappears by itself; the time it determines itself.
It's a miracle that this fragrance doesn't yet feel your feet on the table!
I admit: obviously I was on the wrong steamer here from the beginning!
The name "Vamp à NY" has awakened in me ideas that were probably a little too old-fashioned or media-colored.
There is nothing left but a bundle of colorful balloons and some beautiful colorful soap bubbles: but also the burst as is well known soon
My imagination showed young women dressed in a scarce, but not still dressed way, casually swinging their bulging bags of well-known fashion labels, chattering cheerfully through the streets.
Shop windows and men are distributed - nicely and evenly! - reviewed!
Of course, they are also equipped with the right kicks and handbags.
Finally, still chatting and having fun, they end up in some cult bar.
There they "store" picturesquely and with a current cocktail with umbrella and drinking trunks strewn, in one of the noble seat corners.
It goes without saying that their attention often drifts away enough to make every man in their environment think about whether it would be worth it to pinch him in the crisp ass.
(Sorry, gentlemen! But that's the way it is!)
But I didn't expect a late teenager chewing chewing gum, dressed carelessly and visibly bored in a corner of one of the many coffeebars, with no eye-catcher other than a large bundle of pink and light blue balloons
After the fragrance pyramid I really imagined something entertaining, extraordinary, maybe even slightly crazy:
Heavy creamy vanilla soaked with rum - that sounds already very good and it is also here!
But I also ask myself: Why is tuberose actually on its way with a club?
A New York vamp with a baseball bat
Even the "friendly" statement: "Darling, you're getting old! You don't understand this scent", this scent collage can't save me anymore.
Unfortunately the two fragrant, warming and inspiring beauties Tolu- and Perubalsam can't change this.
According to my "clever book" Tolubalsam is supposed to work against lack of inspiration and creativity.
Well, yeah! Here my oh, so lively "Sex in the City"-Phantasie is drawn creatively and racy, heartlessly killed and also the resinous benzoe-spice is no "live saver" for this fragrance composition!
No sex in the city, I'm afraid
This sweet creature is not only pushy, it is also very affectionate!
A "No!", even in the form of a lot of water and soap, does not accept it: it flakes on my skin until it disappears by itself; the time it determines itself.
It's a miracle that this fragrance doesn't yet feel your feet on the table!
I admit: obviously I was on the wrong steamer here from the beginning!
The name "Vamp à NY" has awakened in me ideas that were probably a little too old-fashioned or media-colored.
There is nothing left but a bundle of colorful balloons and some beautiful colorful soap bubbles: but also the burst as is well known soon
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