12/04/2023
Axiomatic
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Type before washing machine
Hey you there!
Yes you, exactly you! Tired of the old detergents with flowers and florets? Not your world at all?
Are you more like the rooster in front of the washing machine? So Mucki-Poser between the pre-wash and main wash cycle?
Gladly at a fresh 60°C?
Then I'll get out a black bottle...
Hiss!
My dear Mr. Gesangsverein, that's white musk in the style of a lord of the manor!
Well, does it sting your nose?
So greenish and spicy?
Boy, boy, this black Jacob is banging the door down.
Citrus cleaner with a difference.
Here, man knows how to help himself, because cardamom and juniper will mark the laundry room in chitin green. Your territory!
But don't worry, the bang effect is softened by the listed spices, especially the star anise. This goes quite well with the balsamic elemi resin and a peculiar orange blossom, which echoes the scents of the main wash.
Burschi, have you set the iron to level three yet?
Cistus and vetiver make the iron steam nicely, don't they?
Your followers will be delighted, such a wiggly butt in the corresponding platform comes so naturally easy to you with the smoky woods and slightly dirty earth of the base, as if you had already sucked rumba rhythms with a pacifier.
But be careful, my dear, don't leave the iron on the washing for too long, otherwise the patchouli and imitation oud will smoke all over you! Now that's what I call a sporty round of dirty laundry washing.
I can already hear the screaming when you put your Albaster body back on.
But as a content creator, you are welcome to let a catfish with a tight shirt and tight trousers blow on aromatic, freshly washed wood, your audience will love it!
Master Proper was yesterday.
Be the black-intensive Jakob!
Yes you, exactly you! Tired of the old detergents with flowers and florets? Not your world at all?
Are you more like the rooster in front of the washing machine? So Mucki-Poser between the pre-wash and main wash cycle?
Gladly at a fresh 60°C?
Then I'll get out a black bottle...
Hiss!
My dear Mr. Gesangsverein, that's white musk in the style of a lord of the manor!
Well, does it sting your nose?
So greenish and spicy?
Boy, boy, this black Jacob is banging the door down.
Citrus cleaner with a difference.
Here, man knows how to help himself, because cardamom and juniper will mark the laundry room in chitin green. Your territory!
But don't worry, the bang effect is softened by the listed spices, especially the star anise. This goes quite well with the balsamic elemi resin and a peculiar orange blossom, which echoes the scents of the main wash.
Burschi, have you set the iron to level three yet?
Cistus and vetiver make the iron steam nicely, don't they?
Your followers will be delighted, such a wiggly butt in the corresponding platform comes so naturally easy to you with the smoky woods and slightly dirty earth of the base, as if you had already sucked rumba rhythms with a pacifier.
But be careful, my dear, don't leave the iron on the washing for too long, otherwise the patchouli and imitation oud will smoke all over you! Now that's what I call a sporty round of dirty laundry washing.
I can already hear the screaming when you put your Albaster body back on.
But as a content creator, you are welcome to let a catfish with a tight shirt and tight trousers blow on aromatic, freshly washed wood, your audience will love it!
Master Proper was yesterday.
Be the black-intensive Jakob!
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