02/24/2024
Thatbwoy
89 Reviews
Thatbwoy
1
“We’ll live on ocean driiiive”
Imagine the kind of person who, went through their whole school years without getting into trouble or standing out in anyway. They went off to university for a decent degree and now have a job, a relationship and a home. They have the same meals on the same nights of the week except in those days they have a take away or a night out. They have a gym membership where they’ll go do one class or 30mins on the treadmill, swim shower then home. Listen to The Lighthouse Family no higher than volume 5. Masturbated furiously to the sound of an animal in distress Watched with renewed astonishment that James Corden has somehow got a pop star into his car and given them a lift while signing their song (always impressed with James’ singing too). Has seen Coldplay in concert. Watched the Shawshank Redemption five times as it’s “the best film ever”. Knows some of the moves to the Macarena but always gets the giggles when they have to move their hips.
That’s the kind of person who would wear this. It’s ok but just a bit bland.
That’s the kind of person who would wear this. It’s ok but just a bit bland.
