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Passer-by... Why do I always get called up on these things?
Seller: "Yes, you, right there with the chicki micki leather bag. Tell me, Dundee, did a real crocodile have to pay for that bag? Hahaha!"
Passer-by: "No, well no, no, of course it's not real, so technically it was a fake."
Seller: "Oh, what are you stuttering to yourself now?! Come over here on a meter Dundee, I want to show you something. Let him through Friends of the Sun we have found a volunteer! Don't be distracted by the other stalls, they all just sell fish in perfume bottles! I got the good stuff. Hahaha!"
Passer-by:" Excuse me, I don't really have that much time left. I have to go home..."
Seller: "Yes, yes, yes, that's my big boy. So if you dare to go to a market here and pass by my stand there is of course no escape. What are you doing here with your great temple runabouts and the crocodile bag, Dundee?!"
Passer-by: "Well, I wanted to... "
Seller: "Louder, my chicker!"
Passer-by: "Well, I actually only wanted to get an overview of this whole universe of fragrances that exists. Take it easy. But somehow I've always been lucky enough to be approached about something like this. Even as a kid, I was always taken to the circus by the clown in the ring... "
Seller: "All right! You don't have to juggle apples in front of an audience, Dundee! This is about perfume! I see you're a boy with style. Come closer come closer, we have the first volunteer tester!"
Which perfume presents yours truly, does anyone know? Maybe you, big guy?"
Passerby: "L'Aventure, Al Haramain is standing there on the black box."
Seller: "Exactly my best! Do you know what it's supposed to smell like?"
Passer-by: "No really no idea. When you open the black box it reminds you of a shiny silver spaceship or something. Looks kind of over the top but still really good."
Seller: "Ha, you hear that, my dears?! The boy is beginning to get a taste for it. Dear friends who knows the Aventus of Creed? Everybody report. Okay, who doesn't know him? All right, and who would never come forward no matter what I asked? Ha-ha-ha!
The fragrance is really close to Aventus, the king of niche fragrances. I promise you 90% resemblance to the Aventus!
Say my boy, do you know the Aventus?"
Passer-by: "Yes I have smelled that one before. My brother wears that too."
Seller: "Well, then you are practically a professional in this field! Then hold your hand. Sprayed once or twice and tadaa. Come on, put your olfactory bulb on your wrist, Dundee. What's most pertinent?"
Passer-by: "Yes, so intense, very fresh at first. Lemon. I can imagine that the top note could overstrain one or the other."
Seller: "Oh no. Papalapappapp. It's just a little stronger. Less or no pineapple but more lemon. But angry is fun. Ha-ha-ha. But I'll be honest with you, his friend of good taste. In the top note you might not necessarily find the Aventus in the top note. But wait and be patient. After 15-20 minutes it becomes rounder, woody, slightly more balsamic. But it stays fresh and smoky, of course. But not too much. Rather a fruitier batch. The professionals among you know what I mean. Ha-ha-ha. In one thing the Aventus will even overtake you dear ones. In terms of durability. 10 hours you can enjoy it. On your clothes or even on the crocodile bag of my new best friend here, the days last! And here's the best part. So you pay at least 230€ for the big example on 100ml, but for this radiant scent you pay just 34 Euronen. Of course, there are some deductions for naturalness. My brilliant friend here smells a little more synthetic. But believe me, you'll be well served by it all year round. Whether morning or evening, whether frost or sun. This one's always portable! And it looks good in your perfume cupboards too!
All right, Dundee. How about it? "
Passer-by:" Well, it's really good. Really close. I can imagine that many people like him. Just the head... "
Seller :" You heard it people! Grab it! Take a bottle and they are very well equipped at first!
Thank you, you did a good job.
Applause for the brave volunteer perfume tester! Ha-ha-ha."