Good evening to you.
We have once again made our mark on the transfer market and would like to comment on this. Recently there have been a lot of speculations about names and smells, so that we want to position ourselves clearly here. We had tested some, I can confirm that and I am happy to say that we have engaged from Al Haramain Leather Oudh.
Lena Lavendel (woman in the mirror): Huh? I thought you were negotiating with tom ford? I wanted to see Tuscan Leather! I put on my leather skirt! Menno!
Simone Sandalwood (woman in mirror): Waaaas? No London from Aj Arabia? No Colonia Leather from Acqua di Parma? Who's Leather Oudh?
Schoork: That's exactly why we are here today, ladies.
Rudi Rose (Hörzu): Is this now just a cheap replacement?
Schoork: I wouldn't see it that way. Maybe one at a time. It's true that we were in long negotiations with Tom Ford and we also had Tuscan Leather in practice. A player of his class is missing in our team and it was clear to us that with him we were covering a position that we were basically missing.
Viktor Vetiver (RTL): Then why wasn't he committed?
Schoork: On the one hand it turned out that he would not always have been usable in the system what we play, on top of that there is the high transfer fee. He's certainly worth his money when he plays, but we didn't want to hire anybody for a lot of money, who then usually sits on the bank.
Norbert Neroli (FAZ): What about the other names that made the rounds?
Schoork: Yes, we also had others in mind. London of AJ Arabia was sensational, he ran 3 days in a row, a crazy endurance, supple and filigree, he would have fitted well, but the replacement was astronomical.
Colonia Leather didn't convince us so much and with Godolphin we saw it similar to Tuscan Leather.
Lena Lavendel (Woman in the mirror): Is the new one then pretty?
Schoork: I would say yes.
Thorsten Tabak (Playboy): And what can Leather Oudh do now and how did it come to the commitment?
Schoork: Well, I'd say he has the same approach as we've seen with the others, but he fits in better with the team and can do a lot more here. We got a tip and looked at him, which was not so easy, because we couldn't reach him for a long time, but in the end it worked and he convinced us.
Simone Sandelholz (woman in the mirror): Yes well, but is he sexy?
Schoork: Others should judge that.
Bernhard Bergamotte (Sat1): Can you be more precise?
Schoork: He's not so strong in 1 against 1 and has an artificial hip since he played at Cashmeran, but he's in good shape. So you hardly notice that and you have to consider the price, it was a real bargain. It will definitely serve its purpose. It is softer and more supple and not so hard in duels.
Peter Patchouli (WAZ): Can you define that more precisely?
Schoork: Well, he comes from the Orient and really turns up in the cold, he's a leader, you know. But not an aggressive leader, but a prudent one. He is used to that from home, he has 2 wives, the jasmine and the iris. Very pretty ladies who go well with him. They give it a certain elegance.
Lena Lavendel (woman in mirror): Oh really? That's interesting.
Schoork: Was I clear.
Mike Moos (picture): "May we write then" Schoork gets oriental fummler?"
Simone Sandelholz (Woman in the Mirror): A Fummler? Did a fummler say?
Schoork: No and now button again the blouse too.
Markus Moschus (star): Where and when will you use him?
Schoork: Well, we had a test game today and he convinced us. He has good chances for further bets from the beginning and he fills as said the gap in the team, which it still applied to fill.
Simone Sandelholz (woman in mirror): I also have a gap here...
Schoork: Dude! Get a grip on yourself!
Lena Lavendel (woman in mirror): She means on the tooth!
Schoork: Oh man!
Oscar Oud (NRZ): Do you really believe he's replacing a Tuscan Leather?
Schoork: That's a very good question. I think he's very close and we're talking about nuances here. The decisive thing is that he does his thing well and of course he is always compared, but you also have to earn that. He did! I'm very pleased. Maybe you should take a look at it yourself...
Simone Sandalwood (woman in mirror): Ohgottohgottohgott!
Lena Lavendel (Woman in the Mirror): Can someone help me with Mrs. Sandalwood? She collapsed! Hello?...Hello?