06/08/2021
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Let's get ready to rumble (Championship fight)
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to welcome you to tonight's heavyweight bout. Once again it's time for a slugfest, and this time it's in the absolute heavyweight class. In the crook of his left arm, #Intoxicated stands at a fighting weight of 4€ per ml in his black and gold shorts. In the crook of his right arm stands his challenger #007, who at 1€ per ml is actually fighting in a completely different weight class. Nevertheless, this promises to be an absolute top fight, the "stable" of the challenger is notorious for imitating the fighting style of the opponent to perfection
The fight will be fought over 4 rounds and there will only be one winner. Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts, here we go - Leeeeeeeeeeeet's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuumbleeeeeee.
Round 1 (Scent)
Intoxicated starts off powerful right away, hitting the ground running with his infamous green cardamom club. The audience is excited and cheers for the champion. But he doesn't let himself be put off and adds some coffee to his tactics. The longer the fight lasts, the sweeter and more seductive the champ becomes, but still retains his elegance. A true champ who "floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee". The judges give him a smooth 10/10.
Alexandria's 007 wants to follow suit, of course, and in turn also launches with a broadside of cardamom. It almost looks as if this is a rehearsed fight, the movements of both opponents are almost identical. But Alexandria's 007 has a slightly different fighting style in the beginning, which makes both fighters appear differently. But as time goes on, the challenger grows closer to the champ, although differences remain. If the champ fights more reserved, almost gentleman-like, the challenger is more impetuous, a bit sharper and more piercing in his executions.
Now the coffee and the great sweetness also come out in the challenger and both fighters give nothing to each other. But the judges have a trained eye and recognize that the champ acts a little more light-footed and the challenger seems a little cramped. That's why there's a very slight point deduction for the challenger. The champ is just the champ. 9.5/10
Round 2 (durability & sillage)
Now, ladies and gentlemen, we come to the round we've all been waiting for. The fight has been going on for 2 hours now and still both opponents don't seem to feel any fatigue. But what is this?! The champ's strength seems to be waning a bit, and the challenger immediately takes advantage. The blows of Intoxicated seem to fizzle out more and more, while the effects of the blows of Alexandria's 007 can even be felt by the spectators in the back rows. Now the light-footedness seems to turn into the opposite and you can clearly feel that the champ is slowly but surely running out of breath. But that's absolutely no wonder, the fight now lasts over 8 hours and many would have given up long ago. Alexandria's 007 | Alexandria Fragrances" is not the best anymore, but he is still superior to the champ and the judges give this round clearly to the challenger:
Intoxicated durability 8/10, sillage 6/10, Alexandria's 007 durability 9/10, sillage 8/10
Round 3 (Flacon)
This round went by faster than we could look, ladies and gentlemen. The champ delivers full and impresses once again with its elegance and class. There is really no one can fool him. 10/10
The challenger has to admit defeat here, as he seems to have put more of his potential, time and skill into his fighting ability than into his appearance. Nevertheless, there are certainly worse phenomena, for example the fighters from the house DUA, which drives a similar strategy. Here Alexandria can be seen then but, nevertheless, Alexandria's 007 must be satisfied with the mediocre rating of the referees. 6/10
Round 4 (Price-Performance)
We now come to the fourth and all-important round. The champ knows what he can do and has almost perfected his technique and presentation. And he lets himself be rewarded accordingly and demands one of the highest fight fees this sport has to offer. The audience doesn't like this at all, even though the prices for subsequent fights are lower once you've paid for a fight. But the judges do not accept this and punish the champ here. 4/10
This is where the challenger finally gets to play to his strengths and proves that humility is a virtue. This is celebrated by the audience, especially since they have been delivered for a much lower price almost the same experience. The rating falls accordingly positive 8/10.
Decision
Ladies and gentlemen, this was indeed a fight at the very highest level and the judges have now discussed their final score and are announcing it at this very moment. Let's take a listen:
The champ Intoxicated from the left corner has achieved a total score of 38 points.
The challenger Alexandria's 007 from the right corner has achieved a total score of 40.5 points, knocking the champ off his throne.
Ladies and gentlemen, what a battle. The crowd here on site is unstoppable and has stormed the ring. The new champ is very happy, but the old champ congratulates as a matter of course, gentleman as he is. I'm sure he's also helped by the knowledge of his skills and that he will always be loved.
So, that's it from me. I say goodbye and wish all readers still a nice day. Until next time!
The fight will be fought over 4 rounds and there will only be one winner. Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts, here we go - Leeeeeeeeeeeet's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuumbleeeeeee.
Round 1 (Scent)
Intoxicated starts off powerful right away, hitting the ground running with his infamous green cardamom club. The audience is excited and cheers for the champion. But he doesn't let himself be put off and adds some coffee to his tactics. The longer the fight lasts, the sweeter and more seductive the champ becomes, but still retains his elegance. A true champ who "floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee". The judges give him a smooth 10/10.
Alexandria's 007 wants to follow suit, of course, and in turn also launches with a broadside of cardamom. It almost looks as if this is a rehearsed fight, the movements of both opponents are almost identical. But Alexandria's 007 has a slightly different fighting style in the beginning, which makes both fighters appear differently. But as time goes on, the challenger grows closer to the champ, although differences remain. If the champ fights more reserved, almost gentleman-like, the challenger is more impetuous, a bit sharper and more piercing in his executions.
Now the coffee and the great sweetness also come out in the challenger and both fighters give nothing to each other. But the judges have a trained eye and recognize that the champ acts a little more light-footed and the challenger seems a little cramped. That's why there's a very slight point deduction for the challenger. The champ is just the champ. 9.5/10
Round 2 (durability & sillage)
Now, ladies and gentlemen, we come to the round we've all been waiting for. The fight has been going on for 2 hours now and still both opponents don't seem to feel any fatigue. But what is this?! The champ's strength seems to be waning a bit, and the challenger immediately takes advantage. The blows of Intoxicated seem to fizzle out more and more, while the effects of the blows of Alexandria's 007 can even be felt by the spectators in the back rows. Now the light-footedness seems to turn into the opposite and you can clearly feel that the champ is slowly but surely running out of breath. But that's absolutely no wonder, the fight now lasts over 8 hours and many would have given up long ago. Alexandria's 007 | Alexandria Fragrances" is not the best anymore, but he is still superior to the champ and the judges give this round clearly to the challenger:
Intoxicated durability 8/10, sillage 6/10, Alexandria's 007 durability 9/10, sillage 8/10
Round 3 (Flacon)
This round went by faster than we could look, ladies and gentlemen. The champ delivers full and impresses once again with its elegance and class. There is really no one can fool him. 10/10
The challenger has to admit defeat here, as he seems to have put more of his potential, time and skill into his fighting ability than into his appearance. Nevertheless, there are certainly worse phenomena, for example the fighters from the house DUA, which drives a similar strategy. Here Alexandria can be seen then but, nevertheless, Alexandria's 007 must be satisfied with the mediocre rating of the referees. 6/10
Round 4 (Price-Performance)
We now come to the fourth and all-important round. The champ knows what he can do and has almost perfected his technique and presentation. And he lets himself be rewarded accordingly and demands one of the highest fight fees this sport has to offer. The audience doesn't like this at all, even though the prices for subsequent fights are lower once you've paid for a fight. But the judges do not accept this and punish the champ here. 4/10
This is where the challenger finally gets to play to his strengths and proves that humility is a virtue. This is celebrated by the audience, especially since they have been delivered for a much lower price almost the same experience. The rating falls accordingly positive 8/10.
Decision
Ladies and gentlemen, this was indeed a fight at the very highest level and the judges have now discussed their final score and are announcing it at this very moment. Let's take a listen:
The champ Intoxicated from the left corner has achieved a total score of 38 points.
The challenger Alexandria's 007 from the right corner has achieved a total score of 40.5 points, knocking the champ off his throne.
Ladies and gentlemen, what a battle. The crowd here on site is unstoppable and has stormed the ring. The new champ is very happy, but the old champ congratulates as a matter of course, gentleman as he is. I'm sure he's also helped by the knowledge of his skills and that he will always be loved.
So, that's it from me. I say goodbye and wish all readers still a nice day. Until next time!
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