04/17/2019
Daneh
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The devil is sick...
Yeah, what's he got?
Perversion.
Oh, that's nothing new - but the one who gets sick with something like that...
The guy is 2.15 m tall, muscular, has broad shoulders, dark hair and yet always flattens women who have broken all 10 commandments. How did he get the perversions?
He is a strong alcoholic and he wanted to be informed in time before the rum runs out. But this did not happen. He then sat on the dry land and out of desperation drank all the cough syrup (for adults). He had only 60% alcohol but was not as sweet as his usual rum.
That's why he wanted to soften the aftertaste with caramel sweets.
Now it was so that Knecht Ruprecht (instead of Christmas;) brought all the children who were not dear to Easter and they stole almost all the sweets.
Only a few nuts were left near the purgatory. And to save them, the devil slipped on some sage leaves and sprained his wrist.
He also used too much rheumatism ointment extra strong, the fumes from it fanned the hellfire even more.
And it was clear that you shouldn't have a flag of alcohol around purgatory.
Now he's been shouting so loudly for a day that all the volcanoes on Earth have erupted at the same time.
And what do we do now?
Ask the Greeks. They know about high temperatures.
Perversion.
Oh, that's nothing new - but the one who gets sick with something like that...
The guy is 2.15 m tall, muscular, has broad shoulders, dark hair and yet always flattens women who have broken all 10 commandments. How did he get the perversions?
He is a strong alcoholic and he wanted to be informed in time before the rum runs out. But this did not happen. He then sat on the dry land and out of desperation drank all the cough syrup (for adults). He had only 60% alcohol but was not as sweet as his usual rum.
That's why he wanted to soften the aftertaste with caramel sweets.
Now it was so that Knecht Ruprecht (instead of Christmas;) brought all the children who were not dear to Easter and they stole almost all the sweets.
Only a few nuts were left near the purgatory. And to save them, the devil slipped on some sage leaves and sprained his wrist.
He also used too much rheumatism ointment extra strong, the fumes from it fanned the hellfire even more.
And it was clear that you shouldn't have a flag of alcohol around purgatory.
Now he's been shouting so loudly for a day that all the volcanoes on Earth have erupted at the same time.
And what do we do now?
Ask the Greeks. They know about high temperatures.
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