Helpful Review 15
2014, somewhere in the Indian jungle.
An aged panther (Did you know that panthers are actually leopards?) creeps through the undergrowth. He has just eaten a sacred cow, which was just as old as him and very tough. He vomits into the jungle and thinks about stomach-cleansing herbs. He never used to have thoughts like that, everything was still tight and fit in the crotch.
Up in a tree, 2 clouded leopards sit planning their wedding night. She's engrossed in kicking and he's thinking about neck biting so she won't rub one on him the moment he mounts her. They stop their attempts at mating when they notice the old panther.
She calls down: " Well grandpa, can we help you? Did you forget your walker?"
The old panther doesn't dignify her with a glance.
He goes one better:" Did you forget your diapers? Should we find some palm leaves and wipe your ass with them?"
Pantheropa exclaims, "Oh look at poor man's panther, but the big mouth! I'm the chief predator in the forest here!"
She cringes and pushes her lover away,who is now getting too pushy for her after all. She stuffs fruit salad down his throat.
"Well you head predator down there, what else have you got and can you do?"
Proudly roars the Patheropa, " I had:
Grapefruit, ginger, labdanum, mandarin, orange blossom, pepper
Freesia, gardenia, garden carnation, heliotrope, iris, jasmine, check carounde, nutmeg, narcissus, tuberose, vetiver, ylang-ylang amber, oakmoss, musk, patchouli, sandalwood, tonka bean, vanilla, frankincense, cedar, civet ! And what do you have?"
Parderine: "We grow geraniums !" Both mist parderines shriek and laugh tears.
Pantheropa shouts angrily," If you don't behave up there, I'm going to jerk off!"
The two above amysieren themselves deliciously: "Well have you got your Viagra with you? You do not even come up the tree and to get something else up would be then but....!"
Grandpa yells a little, rubs his head on the moss and rolls over.
This is a comparative co... er review of Panthere from 1987.
Both are chypres! Where the vintage belongs to the animalic division and the new rather to the green-floral, here the gardenia plays a clear role.
Panthere 2014 is very successful, but I would have given the child a different name. Pardere, Ocelot, Bengal or so.