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The latest from the press
Breaking news from the "Perfume Messenger":
As we have just learned, our gossip reporter
7-Cheese is on to a hot new thing... rumors
he's supposed to be getting a hot package from the headquarters of fragrance
guru J.Acko's headquarters. Assistants to the scent guru
speak of a "pyramidal selection of the first order".
From 7-Cheese itself we received only via CB radio
the following short message:
"Am in a sycomore frenzy. Turin is right: If putting it on
does not make you shiver with pleasure , see a doctor..."
That's all we've been able to find out so far, but well-informed sources
however, assure that our man here speaks of the EdP.
We'll stay tuned for you!
15.20.We have just received new word from our gossip
reporter! Here you go:
"...Didn't even know you could melt vetiver!
Sycomore Edp is a creamy soft vetiver oasis that will spin you
into a cocoon" (here he means "cocoon," the
Douche. the ed.) "This incredible softness
is reminiscent of cashmere, but without any cashmeran at all..."
Here, unfortunately, the message breaks off.
16.23. again message from 7-Cheese!
"How on earth did they do it? Polge and Sheldrake
really alone? Or was there someone else from the CIA in on it?
The scent has relax power that could be used to calm down riots
could... also have a breeze..." (here he means "breeze", the
Spelling dilettante... the editor) "...white Chanel pepper
noted...and a cool bouquet of elegant flowers that
but only brightens. Vetiver and cypress dance
Ballet...why does the word "Encre Blanche"
suddenly come to mind...?
comes to mind...Need tea...and anise cookies...now...
Sorry to break off the news here...
We were beginning to think - that's it, when our trainee brings us
brings us a telegram (he just came from getting beer) -
here, dear readers, the contents:
"21.15. Rosamunde Pilcher film switched off in the middle.
Don't need an ideal world story, I've got that on me!
The Sycomore dry-down is more like a dry-up - up in the sky -
off into scent nirvana." (crunch, does he never learn how to spell anything
correctly... the Red). "How complex can a vetiver-
Fragrance be? How can roughness be so incredibly
smooth and sophisticated? What club am
i go to now, to get my fill of this scent?"
Unfortunately, that's where the message ends.
Just after lunch, two days later. A dog is standing
in front of the editorial office -Kunze of the regional perfume-
nachrichten discovers a small letter on his collar.
Our intern may take it off and bring it to us.
You, dear readers, may already guess what the message reminiscent of the
Dog Mail days contained...
"18.14, St.Tropez at late Blue Hour.
A billionaire's daughter who has Good Taste in perfume
owns - who would have believed that a poor reporter
like me would run across just such a one!
At the bar of the "Sansi Bar" she had caught my scent
picked up. Later, in the Lear jet, she spoke of a
"wonderful mild melange of the finest light tobacco,
over which, however, lay a woodland note that made the seemingly
contradictory managed, namely the topos "forest"
with elegance and glamour to couple... a forest in which
enchanted Chanel princesses snort lemon powder
snort lemon powder... to the sounds of Lana Del Rey. .."
Well, you don't usually get me this quickly,
but her offer to open a men's
fragrance boutique with her in St. Tropez
To open a men's perfume shop with her in St. Tropez - of course I couldn't
refuse. If only because I owe it to the readers of the
"Perfume Messenger", here on the spot the latest,
Hottest and hottest to track down like, yes like...
The rest of the message was
chewed up and unreadable by the dog (a Coco Spaniel)
chewed on and illegible. It took almost 14 days
until finally another message came - this time on the
Editorial answering machine. Here is the exact wording:
"Readers Even though my financial resources are slowly
drawing to a close, I remain full of optimism!
A few sprays of Sycomore give me renewed vigor,
here in front of the St. Tropez Homeless Shelter, I've
in just half an hour, 12 new subscribers
for the "Scent Messenger".
Sycomore is helping with this endlessly. Let me mention two
important additional components that contribute to the
Exceptional character of this perfume contribute:
first, there is the classic Chanel sandalwood,
that here takes over part of the vetiver taming
with its creamy-flattering aura.
And in addition, the cheeky, witty and fresh-cheerful
Juniper, which together with hidden citrus
Elements yellow-orange accents sets, yes almost already
flashes. In addition, this melted butter vetiver...
Dimmed brightness or controlled twilight?
In any case, a fragrance that invigorates and at the same time an almost
already meditative calm radiates.
At the moment, just the right thing here for me...
Oh, I just saw - the speedboat from Monte Carlo is coming
with a couple of starlets on board...
Guys, that's where I'm going... I'll report back...
Wait, where are my sunglasses..."
Too bad the message here ends in white noise...
Dear readers, but we'll stay on the ball for you -
with the very hottest news from the world of fragrances.
Remains us and the "scent messenger" also in these times
weighed and faithful.