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Schoork
Smirk Fopnawl
Once again I don't know what you were thinking, I'm assuming the following scenario, what might have happened in the marketing department at D&G...
Friends, we have had this perfume created by Morillas here, we must now somehow bring it to the man! Anybody got an idea? It starts fresh with mandarin and grapefruit and will then increase peppery and woody. He's a little smoky, too, but he's so trivial and meaningless, we'll have to come up with something.
Discussing for hours about marketing with half-naked people at the water, because it concerns a fresh smell later someone had the idea to praise the smell as follows....
L that stands for passion that it ignites in you
I this stands for intimacy because also the eye laughs
G that stands for Great when you smell it once
H stands for harmony, because you love yourself with it
T is for virtue, because it is always good for
B is for balm, because it is so soft
L stands for love, makes you rich with it
U this stands for Uniikat, this does not exist again
E is for the energy, you illuminate every room
So far so good, there will be people who would believe that.
If I had been there, it would have sounded different...
L stands for boring, because it only smells
I stands for "Yuck", because nothing smells nice about it
G stands for Grütze, which occurs to me directly
H stands for durability, which does not exist here
T stands for Tragic, because it gets better
B stands for nonsense, this is the one for me
L this stands for unfortunately no, unfortunately not at all
U stands for Urgs, the sound I make
E stands for real now?
Basically, I would continue that as well.
S stands for bad, so it's just
M stands for Morillas as its best
I stands for individuality, ne that was a joke
R stands for olfactory alarm when I experience the
K stands for Klospray, which smells better
F stands for freshness, at least that is da
O stands for Without Everything, No Charm, No Nix
P stands for Peinlich for such a house
N stands for nose that is offended
A stands for Anosmic, what I wish for here
W stands for Will I not and never more
L is Leine who, I now here pull.
I'm not sure if you could read it out, but I'm not particularly enthusiastic about this fragrance.
He can't do anything and that's really good.
As always, whoever feels stepped on the tie pays me 1 Euro! If you can handle it, you can immortalize yourself down here.
To the gigantic side effects they eat the package insert and slaughter you the crazy physician of their pharmacist!
Friends, we have had this perfume created by Morillas here, we must now somehow bring it to the man! Anybody got an idea? It starts fresh with mandarin and grapefruit and will then increase peppery and woody. He's a little smoky, too, but he's so trivial and meaningless, we'll have to come up with something.
Discussing for hours about marketing with half-naked people at the water, because it concerns a fresh smell later someone had the idea to praise the smell as follows....
L that stands for passion that it ignites in you
I this stands for intimacy because also the eye laughs
G that stands for Great when you smell it once
H stands for harmony, because you love yourself with it
T is for virtue, because it is always good for
B is for balm, because it is so soft
L stands for love, makes you rich with it
U this stands for Uniikat, this does not exist again
E is for the energy, you illuminate every room
So far so good, there will be people who would believe that.
If I had been there, it would have sounded different...
L stands for boring, because it only smells
I stands for "Yuck", because nothing smells nice about it
G stands for Grütze, which occurs to me directly
H stands for durability, which does not exist here
T stands for Tragic, because it gets better
B stands for nonsense, this is the one for me
L this stands for unfortunately no, unfortunately not at all
U stands for Urgs, the sound I make
E stands for real now?
Basically, I would continue that as well.
S stands for bad, so it's just
M stands for Morillas as its best
I stands for individuality, ne that was a joke
R stands for olfactory alarm when I experience the
K stands for Klospray, which smells better
F stands for freshness, at least that is da
O stands for Without Everything, No Charm, No Nix
P stands for Peinlich for such a house
N stands for nose that is offended
A stands for Anosmic, what I wish for here
W stands for Will I not and never more
L is Leine who, I now here pull.
I'm not sure if you could read it out, but I'm not particularly enthusiastic about this fragrance.
He can't do anything and that's really good.
As always, whoever feels stepped on the tie pays me 1 Euro! If you can handle it, you can immortalize yourself down here.
To the gigantic side effects they eat the package insert and slaughter you the crazy physician of their pharmacist!
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