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Just a free sample
He'd seen all the movies. His best buddy from the Mucki booth in Chorweiler said that his new girlfriend was really into it. On the books, too, of course.
"You must have a little Mr. Grey in you, so, at least pretend you're like the guy, then the broads will find you horny," Dennis had meant.
"I can't," Leon replied.
"This is too embarrassing, dude. And I don't look as good as the guy in the movie.
"Well, try a cool scent. Melanie brought me a sample the other day... because she's so into'Shades of Grey', they gave this to him", Dennis explained and gave his friend a mini sprayer with a men's fragrance
"You mean the scent turns women on?"
"I don't know, dude, I don't need this... they all like me, even though I'm really unwashed... i can talk well and have a lot of experience...". Grinning broadly, he struck Leon lightly in the pit of his stomach: "Six-pack is different,
my friend. "A wimp like you can try perfume...
The next morning Leon got up half an hour earlier than usual. Big morning toilet. The full program.
Today he would be back in training with Mia. "Strategic marketing considerations for efficient product placement at filling stations".
He had applied the sample with "Grey" completely to his neck and his chest freed of all male hair and sprayed it onto his shirt.
However, the fragrance was somehow meaningless to him, but he had no special experience with perfumes. Then he simply trusted Dennis and his girlfriend.
The seminar went on. Mia smiled at him several times during the break. Was that related to "grey"?
He took a heart and approached her. "Shall I take you into town after class? I got my car. "Really? That would be nice of you."
Mia beamed at him. "Just... could you possibly leave a window open while you're driving?" "Sure, why do you ask?"
"I don't like the scent you're wearing today."
"Can you smell it so clearly?"
"Yeah, he's probably from Aldi or something," giggled Mia.
"No, uh, it's a little more expensive."
"He smells to me like this new shower gel from Podolski. Street kicker or something. That's what you get at DM.....".
"How do you know men's fragrances, Mia?"
"My new ex-boyfriend used the whole series, it has such a nasty chemical wood note."
"But my scent is from Dolce&Gabbana," Leon threw in.
"Oh," Mia laughed. "That's who you are: you like to spend money on bullshit... i would never do that. Some alcohol in a hip package. What's the exact name of this stuff?"
"Grey? Well, that's what it smells like. As sexy as a grandpa at night on the Reeperbahn."
"Really that bad?"
"No. Gee, Leon, I just said all that to get into conversation with you. You never get your mouth open... and I'm not into scents. Men, I mean. "On men... whatever."
Leon felt an unpleasant blush on his face. Was that awesome. Whew.
"It was just a free sample, I don't spend any money on such things," he stammered.
"It's okay." Mia turned around.
"We have to get back to class. You know, Leon, I like a man who blushes as sweetly as you do. Let's go out for coffee in town later. I'm sure that'grey' will be gone by then."