Sécrétions Magnifiques 2006

Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d'Orange
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3.3 / 10 340 Ratings
Sécrétions Magnifiques is a perfume by Etat Libre d'Orange for women and men and was released in 2006. The scent is synthetic-animal. The longevity is above-average. It is still in production. Pronunciation
Layers well with Office for Men
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Main accords

Synthetic
Animal
Aquatic
Floral
Sweet

Fragrance Pyramid

Top Notes Top Notes
Marine notesMarine notes SaltSalt AldehydesAldehydes
Heart Notes Heart Notes
BloodBlood AdrenalinAdrenalin MilkMilk
Base Notes Base Notes
IrisIris OpoponaxOpoponax SandalwoodSandalwood

Perfumer

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3.3340 Ratings
Longevity
8.0252 Ratings
Sillage
7.2250 Ratings
Bottle
6.5243 Ratings
Value for money
4.5108 Ratings
Submitted by DonVanVliet, last update on 15.04.2024.

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NuiWhakakore

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NuiWhakakore
NuiWhakakore
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Cursed Creator!
Even as a little boy I was very interested in literature. Of course, at some point I stumbled across Frankenstein. I must have been 10 years old. And yes, the book had captivated me, fascinated me, some would say obsessed me. Anyway, the first time I read it, I knew I wanted to create the life described there - by modern means, of course. Needless to say, my intelligence is far above the abject average. I'm not afraid to speak of genius, false modesty will get us nowhere here.

Many a one had put hurdles in my way. Unethical was my work, my striving, even insane. I was ostracized and rejected by the oh so respectable science. I had to pursue my work in secret, even drifting into illegality, to get the means and tools I needed to fulfill my dream. But is it really just my dream? Is it not rather the dream of mankind? Immortality? Can it be reprehensible to create the truly divine? Even the spiritually inferior majority of people can only answer no to that.

There have been setbacks and hardships. I haven't had a social life in a long time. But all the effort has paid off and now lies almost completed before me naked on the steel table. Everything is ready, the body well preserved and of course not crudely sewn together as in the book. I bought it cheaply in one piece. There's a market for everything, all you need is some money. Breathing and heartbeat already worked, so far it's all just engineering and craftsmanship. But the divine spark still needs to be ignited, the spirit brought back to life, that's the real challenge, the thing I've been working on all these years.

All the years of my work now rest in a small vial, all the humiliations, public shaming, hardships and efforts, distilled, as it were, in this golden liquid. I open it and the smell instantly wafted through my lab, exuding a sweet rot. Blood, sweat, and ozone are just some of the more innocuous ingredients. You don't want to know the rest, wouldn't catch it anyway.

I dribble some of it under the subject's nose and instantly a slight tremor runs across the hitherto flat line of the EEG. Soon the tremor passes through the body as well, and flickering songs open. Eyes that speak pure terror fix me uncertainly. In an occupied voice, it whispered:

"Boah, smells des cruel."

With that, the eyes close and the EEG becomes a flat line again. Failure, say the small minds. Not at all, very promising, I say, maybe a little too much adrenaline, but heading in the right direction.

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I emphatically do not believe that you can bring dead people back to life with this fragrance, even for a short time. However, I don't believe the opposite either. Gag reflex can Sécrétions Magnifiques but definitely trigger, so be careful!
Many of the associations described here to the fragrance I can well understand, blood especially, by a metallic-salty and sweetish note. Sweat and a surface anesthetic like at the dentist I would also let apply. However, it becomes completely disgusting for me as soon as the coconut and milk are added. Then, sadly, it's completely over. I sincerely admire all who can get something positive out of this fragrance.

Thanks to Gandix, that was fun!
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Gandix

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Gandix
Gandix
Top Review 39  
At the dentist

Who is afraid of the dentist, or who easily gets sick, should please not read here.

9.30 am at the dentist
He had previously walked his dog,
stinks of wet dog Anyone who has ever smelled a wet Newfoundlander knows what I'm talking about Anyway, the visit here is necessary.
For weeks I've had purulent tonsils,
no antibiotics help.
Brushed with bitter disinfectant,
nothing helped.
Now we have found the cause.
A tooth sits on pus.
He's disinfecting my mouth with ozone,
injects in.
He's always been a butcher, that son of a bitch...
Wait....
Then he starts drilling,
with the sledgehammer.
So he drills,
deeper and deeper it goes in....
Booming noises in my head...
Then it breaks through,
through the jawbone,
the root is bent in the jawbone.
Blood shooting up my nose,
runs out of my mouth,
messes up my sweatshirt Together with the pus,
no time to feel nauseous.
My girlfriend's coming to pick me up...
Blood streaming over me I run into the parking lot and mumble:
'you can go home again, it'll take a while'
Back in,
the drilling goes on.
That droning....
the whole skull vibrates,
if he keeps it up for a long time,
he will drill through my eye into my head....
Memories of the film 'The Marathon Man with Dustin Hoffmann
come to mind.
Then the drilling is over....
It fills the root
and make another impression for the crown...
Put the dough in your mouth until it stops Strangling.......
But you survive everything......
also this scent, or should I better say this obscure work?
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Vrabec

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Vrabec
Vrabec
Top Review 31  
More flowery than bloody - More art than rutting
The fact that "Secretations Magnifique" is supposed to be the most disgusting fragrance on the market brought dubious fame to the house Etat libre d'Orange. In this forum, too, there is an increasing number of posts in which the disgustingness of this "perfume" is put into words in a humorous or amusing way. In between, there are always posts that cautiously describe the fragrance as akazeptabel. That the fragrance would not really portable, was already clear to me, intressiert he has me nevertheless, so to speak to dare a look into the deepest abysses of the niche perfumery.

The concept of the fragrance, according to the website, is not to smell something bad, it is simply to represent coitus. Physical, unadorned coitus, drawn from urges, desire, skin and sweat.
That sex doesn't smell clean, but still kind of good, most perfumos should know. But what blood lost in the process...? Honestly, the word "disturbing" is mentioned in the description.
Enough foreplay, let's get to the scent:

The scent opens slightly rosy, salty and something that smells plasticky to me, which I tend to know from "Skin on Skin". On the subject matter, this note reminds me most of the cheap, repulsive smell of ice.de toys, which for me stands less for passion, but for the new uptightness, the post- Fifty Shades of Grey - era. The milk presents itself as a dried rim on the lid of a peach yogurt, making the perfume's consistency seem olfactory creamy/thick. The brightly biting, hang-in-the-air, shimmering impression "Sécrétions Magnifique" definitely has in common with sex; it must be from the infamous overdosed azuron. This does set a stimulus that immediately makes you sit up and take notice (as does the smell of sex), but I don't find it unpleasant. Intressanter way I had worse experiences recently with some Zarkoperfumes made, where also gladly with ozonische notes is played.
In the top note of this fragrance I can quite understand how previous speakers have a fishy inkling or that of decaying flesh, but for me it is too synthetic, the little animalic too clean. And yet, at this point of odor development, I have to think of the vaults of a prosecture, cold and dark, mostly almost completely odorless and yet you know exactly what is behind the metal flaps in the wall.

The smell of fresh blood is a familiar one to me professionally, as just alluded to, piercing, cool metallic, slightly tomatoey and all over the place it is. Above all, it pulls straight to the marrow, wakes you up, evolutionarily triggers the instinct to flee, and lets adrenaline kick in when you're not expecting it.
None of which I perceive here.

That calms me down a bit, because I really don't need a blood association around me.

Instead, the floral increases, paralleling the sweaty biting masculine accord, which could well be reminiscent of semen due to the creamy consistency of the scent. It smells hormonal, but there is also a certain freshness to it. Again comes this plastic note and makes you think of a filled condom.
So, somewhere humanizes this fragrance very,
however, after sex the fragrance does not smell. As if one had taken the right path in the construction of the perfume and stopped halfway, I understand the idea of the fragrance, but the result does not really put me, the concept does not work.
And yet, he smells not bad, sticks somewhere short of "good" at "exciting". I'm well aware that my comment may sound more like a slating than a praise, and yet I was very entertained by "Sécrétions Magnifiques", rarely have I been so engrossed in a test as I was here. Hence the good rating, even though I will probably never wear this perfume. For me, it is more art than many fragrances and thus anything but bad.

Whether something is wrong with my nose / sense of smell, or most of the reviews were a little too biased, I leave it to you!

I thank MmeMo, who sent me the sample!
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Basti87

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Basti87
Basti87
Top Review 28  
A real creep
I'll start this comment with a little digression: I'm not a fan of rips and I don't like to test scents where I know that I'm unlikely to like them. I avoid scents that don't fit into my prey scheme, because I'm always looking for scents that I could possibly buy. But there are also scents like this one that make me incredibly curious. Fragrances that polarize. From which you want to get an idea of yourself.
This scent is very well known throughout the fragrance world and is considered the most disgusting scent in the world. It was fun to read all the comments here. Also on Youtube it hails criticism and mockery. With the scent descriptions it was really hard to imagine a scent. I was really curious and wanted to make my own picture. Even though the respect was great to test such a fragrance, curiosity won out. What many people say about this scent: It smells like a crime with a deadly end.

Order a small bottling. The brand is actually quite cool. Funny names in beautiful flacons with actually good serious concept.
One might think that this disgust was intended, but it is stated above that this was expressly denied. So it was not the intention to release such an odoriferous accident One thing has been achieved: It polarizes so much that many people know it, not only niche lovers. It's also a way to achieve fame
Now to the test, for which I had a lot of respect: It starts extremely metallic. And it has a disgusting milky note. I actually like milk, but here it smells so discordant. Like warmed up and slightly rancid. And there's a totally disgusting metallic blood note. There's supposed to be adrenaline in it, but I have no idea what it smells like. It would go well with that disgusting blood smell. It's supposed to have saliva and semen in it, too. Saliva goes there, smells a bit like "cardboard mouth" with bad breath. Also a bit like a wet dog. In any case, something like that doesn't belong in perfume. I find the blood note alone tasteless. In the further course the smell becomes more bearable, but remains on a disgusting level.
I imagined it to be more disgusting, but still: Here you feel a little nauseous and the saliva production increases. This fragrance is not recommended for weak noses. This smell is an accident. It's not suitable for me as perfume. How one can bring something like that on the market as a serious brand remains a mystery to me. Even if some people rate the fragrance highly, for me abstract art is breadless and useless art. For me, perfume is about smelling good and nothing else.
Uses could be..: As a matching Halloween scent for a zombie costume, for seizing a train compartment or if you're mean to secretly spray people with this scent. There are no limits to the imagination.

If this fragrance had come on the market as a joke article, I would have given 10, but it's 0, because it's not a perfume for me and thus passed by topic. Set 6!
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DonJuanDeCat

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DonJuanDeCat
DonJuanDeCat
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Could it be that my sweaty armpit smells better???
Hi guys, how are you doing? Today I come to a fragrance that is able to pull down the mood of most people... namely Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d'Orange. A fragrance that probably couldn't be more provocative, when it already translates to "glorious bodily fluids" and you definitely mean blood, sweat and sperm.

Yes yes, sperm might sound horny to some at first because you might think "Boah, now there's a scent reminiscent of pure sex!". Ha ha, but unfortunately it's not like that. Because there are a lot of other scents here that remind you of blood and disease or hospitals, or sweat. And why blood at all? And that combined with sperm? Sperm and sweat would be a more logical combination, but blood? Should one think not only of sex, but even of violent fantasies during sex? And presumably the bloody back scratching is still the most harmless of it? :D
(while you're at it, I just have to know: Why do you beasts scratch guys' backs anyway, huh? Well say already!!! That's totally bad, especially when you're pulling a pimple along with it... do you have any idea how badly that hurts? :DD).

Anyway, the fragrance has a bad reputation, but it seems to have done one thing right. By the fact that he is so, as he is just, he has become extremely famous. That one finds him awful, is then probably once beside the point, I think...

Well anyway, I got a sample to this "fragrance" and can hardly wait to test it, because I like to test bad fragrances, because otherwise it would be boring to put his nose always in nose flatterers, or what do you think? I'll get to the fragrance!

The fragrance:
Whew... okay so the scent actually starts off heavy. First of all, yes it smells really bad, not necessarily because of the blood/sweat note, but still bad :D
It smells like metallic notes (is that supposed to imply blood?), it smells like the atmosphere in hospitals where the air is olfactorily mixed with blood, sweat and disinfectant,... it smells like skin.... sweaty skin... To exaggerate, you could even say it smells like "hairy, sweaty armpit that hasn't been washed in two days in the summer"... yeah, it smells most like sweat to me right now. And all this mixed with a kind of scent reminiscent of orange blossoms :D
Then it gets creamier when coconut is added. In the background, the scent seems to be a bit maritime, as it also starts to radiate saltier. The initial stark scents like blood remain, but lose intensity over time. That's not to say that it makes the scent any less gruesome now, as the sweat scent somehow remains, and now milk is added to top it all off, and that's just when everything gets extra bad. I hate the smell of milk, at least when it's boiling. And in combination with the described scents, I find the scent now just really disgusting...
Even later, the scent remains bad, because it smells like sweat and skin and especially milk. Since it is then especially disgusting when you can smell normal scents like neroli and coconut on the side...well. I'm sure most here might be exaggerating a bit about the scent, because I think it might not be sooo extremely bad without those milk notes.... who knows!!! :D

The sillage and the longevity:
The sillage is medium to above average. At the beginning it radiates well, then it gets a little weaker in intensity, thankfully, but remains good smelling in the vicinity for a while. The scent certainly lasts for a few hours like this. After something four hours, however, I could no longer and wanted him away,... so I can not specify exactly how long it really lasts.

The bottle:
The bottle is rectangular, the round label of the fragrance was glued over two sides in the process. Normally, one sees the logo of the brand as well as the fragrance name with the label. But there seems to be also label, where you can see the drawn image of a penis, which seems to joyfully spray sperm like a lawn sprinkler... :D
Anyway, everything looks okay and the penis picture is even kind of funny, even if that probably sounds a bit adolescent of me right now :D
At least the bottle is the best thing about this fragrance here!

Conclusion:
Oookay, I do test a lot of fragrances, but this is actually one of those fragrances that I don't really need to test again on my own skin. Granted, the associations of sex, blood and semen do fade more and more over time, but the scent still doesn't get any more pleasant. Because these body juice scents remain in the memory and are difficult to fade away. Whereas the sweaty scent still lingers a bit, and that is probably less pleasant for most. Then there are fragrances that just come across as fierce, especially if you don't like those scents at all. Milk or boiling milk is already disgusting (for me), but together with all the other scents it just makes the scent more violent... that then even the nicer scents like the creamy aura no longer help.

I really wonder what this fragrance could be used for. It's different, yes. It's also fierce. But not in the sense of those fierce scents like, say, strong oud scents or scents where you can smell the wearer from across town, no, I mean, it's just negatively different that could well cause disgust in a lot of people. Even I, who leaves most fragrances on my skin until the bitter end, gave up after three to four hours because it just got too unpleasant for me, but for me it's because of the milk note, which can actually quite have a gag effect on me (I really dislike boiling milk, boah...). Oh, and of course it was also because of the scent note, which had constantly reminded me of sweat, even if this wasn't as bad later on. Who knows how I would have found the scent without the milk note? Possibly not soo bad, as all here always think?

I would now describe the fragrance more as provocative art. Something you can maybe in sociable round (Parfumo-Treff? :D) times get out and show what there is so everything and so, but it is for me really no fragrance to wear, neither everyday, for work or anything else.
The fragrance is probably at most what for people who also like times violently extreme sex practices,... so with brutal / bloody whipping between the legs, hot candle wax and the very harmful-looking tying of body appendages and so... uhhh... :DD

No, no, no, no! The fragrance is not suitable for wearing, and those who are quickly disgusted, she or he should rather give this fragrance a gaaaaaanng wide berth! I found it interesting to test,... but I do not necessarily have to try it again :D

Well then, that's it again. Have a great evening... um... try not to think about the gross pictures I described and... sleep well... hey hey :DDD
See ya :))
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KimJongKimJong 4 years ago
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WARNING: Spraying Secretions Magnifiques to others is a harassment or violent crime.
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OPomoneOPomone 9 years ago
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show in a bottle!
Campy humor and parody excess may make a great movie, not a great scent.
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BoBoChampBoBoChamp 4 years ago
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After a repulsive salty-metallic opening, this aquatic musky-floral fragrance slowly settles to a more gentle spicy-woody base. Challenging!
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TectumTectum 1 year ago
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Damn. Brutal. Inexcusable. At first kind of innocent. After a while very much true to the name.
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TheBloffTheBloff 3 months ago
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I'm scared
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