04/02/2019
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i had forgotten to put my perfume in my sports bag and was olfactory naked after the workout. Can also do well, but since I was still scheduled for a meal, I did not want to appear there completely fragranceless. So quickly into the Rossmann, ready to grab a solid Bruno Banani or so. There wasn't much to choose from. But then I noticed this unknown Gianfranco Ferre, of whom I had never consciously heard before. So get on it quickly to the most important places, because the company can do something. Could, past tense, I must say. Because this "L'Uomo" is really not good. I'd rather have eaten with my eau de nature. Probably I wouldn't have had to take a shower after the gym and would have smelled even better... Yes, this thing is a horror, embodies almost everything that many current men's fragrances do wrong.
"Ferre for Men" or "Gianfranco Ferre For Men" were great scents. They still are. Despite slight reformulation. But this new men's perfume from the company is the opposite of such (still) insider tips. "L'Uomo" smells like Axe only in more artificial, smells like cheap shower shampoo only in more pungent, smells like a seventh-grader dressing room only in more stinking. A Kuddelmuddel unparalleled, fresh from the lab and a "Y" from YSL doing all the honors. Like "Invictus" only in badly made and half-hearted, like "Boss Bottled" only in lame, arbitrary and characterless. Instead of making me look good, the scent annoyed me and even caused headaches. Okay, they probably would have come without him. But he's so useless, I'm blaming it all on him today. It would be like fish in a sewer to make out scents here. Most likely still green apple and synthetic clay cream, but mostly an indefinable, sweet cacophony. Yikes. It hurts to see Ferre fall so low.
Flacon: fits in Rossmann and Co. - really not really high quality
Sillage: unfortunately still quite strong... Bad. It always hurts twice when you mess around like that.
Shelf life: that 5 hours are too long, is rarely said...
Conclusion: objectively a failure, compared to older Ferres an absolute impertinence. Twilight of the gods. No wonder it's only available in drugstores, if at all. Terrible chemical spill
"Ferre for Men" or "Gianfranco Ferre For Men" were great scents. They still are. Despite slight reformulation. But this new men's perfume from the company is the opposite of such (still) insider tips. "L'Uomo" smells like Axe only in more artificial, smells like cheap shower shampoo only in more pungent, smells like a seventh-grader dressing room only in more stinking. A Kuddelmuddel unparalleled, fresh from the lab and a "Y" from YSL doing all the honors. Like "Invictus" only in badly made and half-hearted, like "Boss Bottled" only in lame, arbitrary and characterless. Instead of making me look good, the scent annoyed me and even caused headaches. Okay, they probably would have come without him. But he's so useless, I'm blaming it all on him today. It would be like fish in a sewer to make out scents here. Most likely still green apple and synthetic clay cream, but mostly an indefinable, sweet cacophony. Yikes. It hurts to see Ferre fall so low.
Flacon: fits in Rossmann and Co. - really not really high quality
Sillage: unfortunately still quite strong... Bad. It always hurts twice when you mess around like that.
Shelf life: that 5 hours are too long, is rarely said...
Conclusion: objectively a failure, compared to older Ferres an absolute impertinence. Twilight of the gods. No wonder it's only available in drugstores, if at all. Terrible chemical spill
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