01/03/2020

Pedito
13 Reviews

Pedito
Because the word ‘dated’ ruined ChicoRoch1’s day down below there, I went back through and added in a whole slew of ‘em just for his pleasure… dated. Dated. DATED. DATED! DATED AS FUCK DATED! ugh…
Finally! After so many years (dated), I’ve gotten my nose on this elusive, (dated) incredibly beyond recognition overpriced and really, a very, rare (hella dated) perfume that in my opinion... sucks! (dated)…
I’m sorry but, this entire composition consists of the usual, ‘safe’ and beyond dreaded cedar wood/geranium combo (dated) that always, and I mean ‘always’ recreates perfectly (dated) your typical gym man scent that smells like a roll on stick of anti-perspirant (stinky dated), right after your gym/gym class work out post shower. Of course and granted, this is the most exquisite ever but 101’s dry down goes directly into that old lady (super dated) musk territory that sucks the air right out of your lungs (can’t breathe dated) and has that sillage that trails from one end of a grocery isle to the other end (fuck already dated), you know exactly what I’m talking about (dated).
It’s really very well composed but is the ultimate boringness (sleepy dated) imaginable with a awful musk accord (dated). It reminds me strongly of Giorgio Beverly Hill’s Red for Men (dated) in the first hour but minus all of those nasty ass synthetics because that perfume is and although believe it or not from the early 90’s (a tad dated), a hot synthetic mess. This smells like a tweaked version of that but with natural ingredients that dries down to Dior’s Jules (dated as fuck) super icky and overpowering musk accord (dated).
101 is just your basic, unimaginative Men’s scent that’s totally safe (dated), can’t even believe it. There’s a quite noticeable foody something in this for the entire duration thanks to the caraway seed, it feels out of place (dated).
The overall delivery (dated) after the dry down (dated) is that of a cedar wood chest chocked with musk (dated) that’s balmy thanks to amber, but it’s weird (dated) smelling (really dated) because there’s a ton of geranium (flowery dated) so the overall result is very chalky feeling within your nose. There’s very little leather in this if any at all, just strange smelling and not pleasurable in the least . Really, very musky and just hella dated! (DATED!)
Honestly, the going prices for this are ‘beyond’ stupid for what this scent actually delivers (dated). This is sadly, an average perfume for Men (dated). Very cool flacon but I think that’s where Halston made a lot of his money, visuals. The guy (dated and dead) made clothing for goodness sakes, not perfume (dated). I’ve smelled everything from him and they’re strange smells (gross dated) outside of the original Halston for Women (dated) which is a one off amber/marigold bomb. If you’ve ever smelled Halston Limited for Men, It’ll make you gag, a super strange coriander/oakmoss bomb (Dated!)
This though (ultimate dated), I see the effort but it’s just not that good of a scent (dated) at all and ‘certainly’ not worth $400 for a flacon to just smell like an old lady perfume (vomit dated). A 100ml flacon of this is worth no more than $100. If you buy this blind, be prepared for a wall of penetrating musk (dated), and it’s not even a good musk, it’s that bad one that everyone hates (old lady dated).
Sorry Señor Halston, I do not approve Sir.
(Dated, scene…) dated…
I’m sorry but, this entire composition consists of the usual, ‘safe’ and beyond dreaded cedar wood/geranium combo (dated) that always, and I mean ‘always’ recreates perfectly (dated) your typical gym man scent that smells like a roll on stick of anti-perspirant (stinky dated), right after your gym/gym class work out post shower. Of course and granted, this is the most exquisite ever but 101’s dry down goes directly into that old lady (super dated) musk territory that sucks the air right out of your lungs (can’t breathe dated) and has that sillage that trails from one end of a grocery isle to the other end (fuck already dated), you know exactly what I’m talking about (dated).
It’s really very well composed but is the ultimate boringness (sleepy dated) imaginable with a awful musk accord (dated). It reminds me strongly of Giorgio Beverly Hill’s Red for Men (dated) in the first hour but minus all of those nasty ass synthetics because that perfume is and although believe it or not from the early 90’s (a tad dated), a hot synthetic mess. This smells like a tweaked version of that but with natural ingredients that dries down to Dior’s Jules (dated as fuck) super icky and overpowering musk accord (dated).
101 is just your basic, unimaginative Men’s scent that’s totally safe (dated), can’t even believe it. There’s a quite noticeable foody something in this for the entire duration thanks to the caraway seed, it feels out of place (dated).
The overall delivery (dated) after the dry down (dated) is that of a cedar wood chest chocked with musk (dated) that’s balmy thanks to amber, but it’s weird (dated) smelling (really dated) because there’s a ton of geranium (flowery dated) so the overall result is very chalky feeling within your nose. There’s very little leather in this if any at all, just strange smelling and not pleasurable in the least . Really, very musky and just hella dated! (DATED!)
Honestly, the going prices for this are ‘beyond’ stupid for what this scent actually delivers (dated). This is sadly, an average perfume for Men (dated). Very cool flacon but I think that’s where Halston made a lot of his money, visuals. The guy (dated and dead) made clothing for goodness sakes, not perfume (dated). I’ve smelled everything from him and they’re strange smells (gross dated) outside of the original Halston for Women (dated) which is a one off amber/marigold bomb. If you’ve ever smelled Halston Limited for Men, It’ll make you gag, a super strange coriander/oakmoss bomb (Dated!)
This though (ultimate dated), I see the effort but it’s just not that good of a scent (dated) at all and ‘certainly’ not worth $400 for a flacon to just smell like an old lady perfume (vomit dated). A 100ml flacon of this is worth no more than $100. If you buy this blind, be prepared for a wall of penetrating musk (dated), and it’s not even a good musk, it’s that bad one that everyone hates (old lady dated).
Sorry Señor Halston, I do not approve Sir.
(Dated, scene…) dated…
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