i would like to welcome you warmly and am pleased that you have all gathered here to take part in my seminar "What can I give away for birthdays and Christmas? I can see from your faces that all of you - really all of you - belong to the People Group, who enjoy giving gifts to others. They probably also love to skillfully put the gift in the limelight and create the big "aha effect". Am I right? Oh, you don't have to answer me at all. I can see that I hit the bull's-eye.
You know, I brought a little something. Just look at the pretty exterior. The packaging is simple, but somehow noble. Do you like what you see? Well, watch this. It gets better.
Oh, how gorgeous this bottle looks, isn't it? The cylindrical shape that almost embraces the magical, orange, almost pulsating juice - spectacular and somehow simple - as you know it from Boss, isn't it? I can already feel your enthusiasm. Now we want to test what this noble juice, after all we are dealing with Hugo Boss, can do. I spray the scent onto a test strip now and ask you to get a short impression, take as little time as possible, and pass the test strip on immediately to your next-door neighbor, who will do exactly the same. Does everyone understand that?
Hach, just listen. Here in the front row, people are already praising us. It smells fresh, doesn't it? What's that? That's ginger! Great, huh?
I have just heard that the gentlemen in the back mean exactly the same thing? Well, the test strip went around faster than I thought. Wonderful! So you like it too, huh? And all of you here would buy it for your friends, your acquaintances, your loved ones and give it away? Wonderful! You'd be making a good decision. um... to the older lady in the back. Please do not spoil your first good impression by overtaxing your nose with more sniffing. You have to give your nose a break sometime. I'll take the test strip off for you very quickly.
That's it for today, then. I look forward to welcoming you to my home again soon in all its freshness. The topic for the next session should of course be a surprise.
All right, Martin. Pack those janzen things, will you? You've been a big help to me today. That's the kind of intern you want. You've all built the chairs and stuff. I need to make a quick call now. See you right outside.
Guido, old scented chocolate. You wanted to see how the potential customers in the area react to "The Scent" by Hugo Boss, didn't you? Your co-worker ordered some stuff about the stuff, haste told. A zero more in the ordering system can make up a lot, can't it? But you got me. So, pass uff:
You'd better pack that stuff into your own Reja. Of course, a bottle was unpacked for presentation. I needed a scent strip. It is best to allet directly at the Einjang. Hiern bissel Licht, da bissel Licht - weeßt ja - appealing product presentation and so, ne. Your co-worker is best placed next to dat Rejal. Then you have to leave the computer, can't do anything more and at the same time you can make yourself useful with a really simple Aufjabe.
No, no, Guido ... here you don't need to have any concerns. Yes, she's supposed to be cooking, but this is really great. I know you. She can talk like that, and that's the most important thing here. Bissel over the chic packaging and over the snippy Flakong faszeln and a sprayer uffn test strip. With the paper the customer with it briefly the nose hair bissel stroke and dit thing in the connection immediately in garbage can haun... by the way ... i wouldn't let you snoop too long. Ick can tell you ... with the top note got everyone. Your employee only has to persuade the people for a long time and fit a bit on the test strip. Ick had here sone janz old demanding to sit in the back row. Man, I had to get the strip out of her pens fast, tell you. She almost wat someone.
Oh, Guido. You don't need to be afraid. Most of your customers don't know their way around anyway and come to your shed at the last minute. Everybody doesn't have time.
Yeah, you can believe me. You're still quite fresh here with your shop, but the Koppnotenblender have been supi for years. You can believe me.
What's the scent like? Jesus, Guido. Ick thought you tested it yourself once. Well, smells like a nice deodorant, really synthetic and sweet halt, ne ...
Yaaaa... well, that's why I only put the broth under my nose for a moment.
Maninka? Since when do you have a Russian girlfriend?
Ohsoooo... you mean that stuff in the perfume. Yes ... i don't know if it's in there. Smells like a sweet deodorant to me, that I can also get it in the cosmetic corner in Aldi.
Yes! Therefore only briefly under the olfactory bulb. You got that?
Yoa, wish you a good rest of the week. And remember ... Let the employee palaver like a waterfall and don't exaggerate with the test sniffing.
Well then ... you finally figured it out.
Juti, ick has to go now. I gotta go to another event. There's a new jet drink on the market right now. On the phone he was babbling about tequila, sauerkraut and punch. Gotta take a look at this. Who knows if I wouldn't help him out with a seminar. If this really becomes a tequila and sauerkraut punch, I'll have to think of something for my seminar. Ick gloob, this is a stuff that only students can get excited about. They all drink, which somehow shoots. Well, wat solls.