01/17/2020
Parfümlein
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The consequences of uncontrolled perfume use
Wednesday morning, 9:40 a.m. My boss calls me into his office.
"Mrs. L., a word. I've been... well, I'm... a few colleagues have informed me that you're acting a little strange today."
"???"
"Well, you know: files. Files don't belong in the fridge with us..."
"I wasn't."
"and if you're willing to make the coffee. please do not put the open milk carton on the copier. Now the engineer has to come and..."
"Oh, do I...?"
"No, you don't have to pay anything. But, uh... what's the matter? You tell me. Are there any problems at home?"
"No...?"
"Well, you seem... kind of a little tense, a little... confused!?! Are you... did you..."
"???"
"Did you take anything? With respect, you... They smell a little strange, too... Mrs L.: Do you take drugs?"
"??? Me? No, no, no, no. I..."
"So? Out with it!"
"... Patch..."
"Patch!"
"Patch..."
"Patch... i don't know. Well, that's not what we used to smoke. They smell so... kind of like resin... or no, like wood, kind of caramelized wood...?"
"Och..."
"A bit spicy, like you were baking vanilla cookies on a campfire in the woods, with cloves and tree resin glaze... Aha: They baked cookies."
"Oh... not really..."
"But you have a rush. There's no question about it. Why don't you just admit it? "
"Yes... so... right. I'm high. "
"How... You're inebriated. Can't you speak normally anymore? It means you've got a rush."
"Yeah, I got a rush." "Don't make fun of me, listen. Mrs L., this will result in a warning. Go home, sleep it off, never come back here again intoxicated. Otherwise, we're done."
"??? All right..."
"Wait... Somehow... that smells pretty good what you took. I think that might be something for me, too. On weekends, of course. Sure. Tell me your source and we'll forget the whole thing. And besides, we never talked about it anyway. Got it?"
"? Okay, um... So, rush. You can get it in town at the perfumery K. ..."
"?????"
"I could bring you this. It's expensive, though. Think it over. Have a nice day, Mr. P. And no hard feelings."
"Mrs. L., a word. I've been... well, I'm... a few colleagues have informed me that you're acting a little strange today."
"???"
"Well, you know: files. Files don't belong in the fridge with us..."
"I wasn't."
"and if you're willing to make the coffee. please do not put the open milk carton on the copier. Now the engineer has to come and..."
"Oh, do I...?"
"No, you don't have to pay anything. But, uh... what's the matter? You tell me. Are there any problems at home?"
"No...?"
"Well, you seem... kind of a little tense, a little... confused!?! Are you... did you..."
"???"
"Did you take anything? With respect, you... They smell a little strange, too... Mrs L.: Do you take drugs?"
"??? Me? No, no, no, no. I..."
"So? Out with it!"
"... Patch..."
"Patch!"
"Patch..."
"Patch... i don't know. Well, that's not what we used to smoke. They smell so... kind of like resin... or no, like wood, kind of caramelized wood...?"
"Och..."
"A bit spicy, like you were baking vanilla cookies on a campfire in the woods, with cloves and tree resin glaze... Aha: They baked cookies."
"Oh... not really..."
"But you have a rush. There's no question about it. Why don't you just admit it? "
"Yes... so... right. I'm high. "
"How... You're inebriated. Can't you speak normally anymore? It means you've got a rush."
"Yeah, I got a rush." "Don't make fun of me, listen. Mrs L., this will result in a warning. Go home, sleep it off, never come back here again intoxicated. Otherwise, we're done."
"??? All right..."
"Wait... Somehow... that smells pretty good what you took. I think that might be something for me, too. On weekends, of course. Sure. Tell me your source and we'll forget the whole thing. And besides, we never talked about it anyway. Got it?"
"? Okay, um... So, rush. You can get it in town at the perfumery K. ..."
"?????"
"I could bring you this. It's expensive, though. Think it over. Have a nice day, Mr. P. And no hard feelings."
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