What is there to write about that?
I do this because I have an absolutely clear conscience and probably don't push anyone in the face.
If you do, then I'm sorry.
However, James Bond deserves better. I mean, we're talking about Bond here, not Agent XY.
This character has written film history!
It's called James Bond chases Dr No and not James Bond chases breath!
It is also called love greetings from Moscow and not fragrance greetings from the Moloch!
It's Goldfinger and not Goldstinker!
There is fireball and not fire scent.
One lives only twice and does not mean one stinks only once!
In Her Majesty's Secret Service doesn't mean In Her Majesty's Secret Scent!
I mean diamond fever doesn't mean deodorant fever!
Especially life and death does not mean letting scents and let die!
The man with the golden colt is not The scent with the golden piss!
And the spy who loved me isn't the scent that killed me!
Moonraker - Strictly secret is also not Duftraker - Strictly smelled!
In deadly mission is also not In deadly Sillage!
And certainly not Octopussy is fragrant pussy!
Yes good In the face of death one might think! In the face of the scent here.
And the breath of death fits even if you get the breath of scent!
But license to kill doesn't mean license to stink!
Goldeneye is not Parfumeye!
Out The morning never dies will hopefully never The fragrance never dies!
The world is not enough does not become enough The muffled already enough!
I also find that dying on another day has nothing to do with stink on another day!
Casino Royale also exists and is by no means Perfume Royale!
But a quantum of comfort is not a quantum of snot!
And Skyfall may not be Sillagenfail either.
Last but not least Spectre is not piglet!