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Burglary in the chemical factory
Anton Spot learned to be a circus clown. Unemployed by Corona, he looked around the job market. He was hired by a troupe of burglars to take part in a chemical factory robbery. Anton was to disguise himself as the supervillain 'Jusbox' and steal the formula for a particularly expensive perfume. Anton gained entry to the chemical factory. He danced under numerous light barriers with Limbo and reached the vault. But there waiting for him was lawman Brot Fein (aka Bettmann, since he was a mattress tester at a well-known Swedish furniture store before his career as a superhero), who mistook the disguised Anton for Jusbox. All very confusing, I know, but that's how it was back then.
Anton tried to run away but Bettmann stepped on his Jusbox cape. This caused Anton to trip and fall first into a light barrier equipped with a real laser that gave the unfortunate circus clown a horrible gash on his face. To top it off, Anton then fell into a perfume basin. The alcohol burned horribly in the wound, and the high concentration of fragrance damaged Anton's olfactory receptors forever.
Bettmann arrested the whimpering Anton. The wound was stitched by an over-sleepy intern and healed into a disfiguring scar that resembled a maniacal smile. In prison, Anton retrained and became a perfumer. After his release, he started a perfume company as a crowdfunding start-up. He thought it was totally funny to name the company 'Jusbox' and his first fragrance Cheeky Smile ('Naughty Smile').
Anton became filthy rich selling the perfume, and there you go, seeing that rehabilitation does bring something after all.
This review is pure fiction. Resemblance to fictional characters is quite intentional, but with the real makers of Jusbox the story has nothing to do.
If you want to break in somewhere, you should not wear this fragrance in any case, because firstly you smell miles against the wind and secondly the scent is still haunted the next morning in the vault. Possibly the smell is also suitable to keep away vermin. Me, in any case, you can also keep away with it.
I wrote this at the request of FvSpee. If the content of the story traumatizes you, you have to turn to Mr. Spee.