Let’s be honest—I bought it for the beautiful bottle, hoping I’d enjoy the contents too. I’ve certainly smelled worse, but this is not only nothing to write home about, but it also feels like it was done a million times over...in the 1990’s. When Cool Water and Acqua di Gio were all the rage. And everything else “aquatic,” when we all know we were really just smelling melon. It also doesn’t smell particularly green. I’m not getting any of the notes listed, and that’s the problem with this brand, it’s all aromachemicals, and then they give you this list of notes like you’re supposed to believe any of that is actually in there. This is a whole heap of synthetic musks, probably calone, and some chemical that is supposed to smell “green”. I’m not buying it. Oh, wait, I did buy it, a whole damn bottle of it. I love seeing it on my dresser, but I wish I could dump out the liquid and replace it with something worthy of the bottle.