A normal day, somewhere in the... nowhere? Rudi Ratlos and Miss Gelaunt...
Rudi: Good day, the lady!
Miss Gelaunt: Tach du Pfeife, listen ma, ick such wat feinet for my husband, for the Mister Gelaunt, kannste ma da wat empfehlen?
Rudi: In which direction should the perfume go? So what does your husband like? And on what occasion?
Miss Gelaunt: How? What direction? You want to take my arm? Straight ahead, of course! What does he like? Foot in the buttocks! No fun, the birdie likes vanilla, wood and all that. Occasion? Free time, evening, work...
Rudi: So you are looking for a perfume which is unisex?
Miss Gelaunt: What isn't dat for a mess here? Perfume you have sex with in a university? Since when does et give then sowat?
Rudi: No, no, you misunderstood me! Unisex means it is suitable for both men and women.
Miss Moody: Oh, well, then say it right away, you banger! So... i hate what you're doing
Rudi: Come with me, I'll show you a great perfume from Parfüms de Marly. I'm sure both you and your husband will like it! This is called Parfums de Marly Layton and it fits your description perfectly. It is perfect for leisure, work, going out, autumn, winter and spring.
Miss Gelaunt: What's perfume de marly? I only know Charly and she's a monkey, just like you! Do you know Charly? Came on TV once!
Rudi: Yes, I know but the perfume has nothing to do with a monkey or chimpanzee named Charly. Parfüms de Marly is a niche perfume house from France that tells the story of King Ludwig the 15th.
Miss Gelaunt: Ahja...??
Rudi: Here, smell it!
Miss Gelaunt: Jau, that smells snug, ick wees janich so jenau after wat, irjendwie so after... Sugar, vanilla and flowers, can be dit?
Rudi: Almost right... The perfume contains mandarin, apple, lavender, violet, jasmine, rose geranium, guaiac, patchouli, sandalwood, cardamom, vanilla and pepper.
Miss Moody: Apple... yeah, she's always stealing from the neighbor's garden, so it's a little more miserable, weeste? Whenever ick asked if ick could get some apples, he would always take care of himself: "Nüscht bekommste und jetzt cre creep dir! What? There's a jasmine in there? What's her last name and where does she live? Mr. Paschulke of dandelion plays with lavender?
Rudi: No, Jasmine is a flower, a plant and not a human being, just like Patchouli.
Rudi: There are people who smell a menthol smell at the very beginning and call this a kind of "Vick Vaporub" smell. This odour is probably due to a combination of lavender and patchouli. In the further process the smell then becomes more pleasant and a little flowery and ends with a beautiful vanilla and woodiness.
Miss Gelaunt: Yeah, I was just wondering how long you've been, weeste? Cause it's like cough smoke in here. Must've come from the perfume, which was
Rudi: Exactly, that's exactly what I just mentioned with the menthol smell.
Miss Gelaunt: How long does the coughing breath stay there?
Rudi: Don't worry, the smell stays for 5-10 minutes and then gets weaker.
Miss Gelaunt: You're right, dude! *Sniff* Now smells ick wat blumijet and vanilla.
Rudi: Yes, this is the so-called heart note, which consists of violet, jasmine and rose geranium as already mentioned.
Miss Gelaunt: Violet sachste, huh? I'm going to miss you, too, white violets?
Rudi: How do you like the drydown of the perfume?
Miss Gelaunt: The wat? If you're so kicked, then see ick och so'n Drei daun.
Rudi: Drydown is when the perfume unfolds its effect for a while and then slowly fades out
Miss Moody: Oh well, I'll sniff... Yeah, you're right, dat smells really nice woody vanilla, a little peppery and sweet, dat even I can wear. Wait for my boyfriend, if my husband is working, then I'll overturn that stuff too.
Rudi: I'm glad to hear that. What you are smelling right now is the so-called base note, which consists of guaiac wood, patchouli, sandalwood, cardamom, vanilla and pepper. And of course you are absolutely right, even a woman can wear this without any problems. I forgot to ask: How do you like the bottle?
Miss Gelaunt: Wat fürn Kokon denn?
Rudi: No, the FLAKON, the bottle is the bottle where the perfume is!
Miss Gelaunt: Aso... Yeah, but it's a heavy thing to cut, but it's a noble thing. Especially how the lid shines here, dat my husband can use jut as a shaving mirror, understand?
Rudi: Well... for a mirror to shave, the lid is a bit too small, a real mirror would be better.
Miss Gelaunt: You're right again. Wat costs dat jute piece?
Rudi: Well... I must be honest: It is not quite favorable! 50ml cost 150,00€, 125ml currently cost me 190,00€.
Miss Gelaunt: What isn't with you janzisch? 150€? 190€? Poohh, that's a nice bunch of Jeld but on the other hand... my treasure is worth something to me after all. Pack me up with that 125ml thing.
Rudi: With pleasure! May it be anything else?
Miss Gelaunt: Yes, if you could wrap it in newspaper with a bow and write on it: For my dear husband, you are the best man in the world, your Miss Moody!
Rudi: Gladly. I'll just wrap it up in wrapping paper for you. Can I do anything else for you or was it that?
Miss Moody: Oh... while you're so nice to frajen... You could come to my house and paint the house, wash the car, wallpaper, clean my carpet, transfer money, emigrate...
Rudi: Well, I packed it for you. Have fun with it!
Miss Gelaunt: Thank you very much. Do et jut, huh? See you soon.
Rudi: You're welcome. Come again soon!
Miss Gelaunt: Bye!