Green by Perfume.Sucks
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6.2 / 10 43 Ratings
A perfume by Perfume.Sucks for women and men. The release year is unknown. The scent is green-spicy. It is still in production.
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Main accords

Green
Spicy
Sweet
Fruity
Fresh

Fragrance Pyramid

Top Notes Top Notes
MarijuanaMarijuana CoffeeCoffee CardamomCardamom FrankincenseFrankincense Roasted hazelnutRoasted hazelnut
Heart Notes Heart Notes
MangoMango DavanaDavana GingerGinger MagnoliaMagnolia
Base Notes Base Notes
AmbroxanAmbroxan Gaiac woodGaiac wood HeliotropinHeliotropin LabdanumLabdanum

Perfumer

Ratings
Scent
6.243 Ratings
Longevity
7.329 Ratings
Sillage
6.930 Ratings
Bottle
5.833 Ratings
Submitted by Garcon, last update on 08.06.2023.

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4 in-depth fragrance descriptions
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7
Sillage
6
Longevity
6
Scent
Meggi

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Meggi
Meggi
Top Review 25  
Digital picture frame or museum of local history
Perfumer Andreas Wilhelm describes his Elaborat as a "study" around the ingredients mentioned, which explicitly - after all, perfume "sucks" - does not want to be a perfume. I'm always sceptical about something like this and spontaneously thought back to the sometimes gruesome smells from Mr. Brosius's stirred kitchen, who fiddles on the same string as a brand with the name "CB I Hate Perfume".

Green' now seems to me like a digital picture frame, which in deep equanimity reproduces the files of the inserted medium without recognizable inner order. A similar situation may arise when walking through a tiny museum of local history, in which the two dozen exhibits from five centuries are somehow placed next to each other. Alphabetically sorted maybe.

This can be artful, exciting or at least curious in itself. And that brings us to the topic: the rhubarb at the start today, for example, was a success. The so-called hazelnut can also be ticked off, and the fact that it appears green rather than brown to me can even be seen as a plus point against the background of the perfume name. Mango is...well...understandable, as far as you know. Whether the grassy note should refer to marijuana I cannot judge for lack of experience and for coffee I have to move to a higher level and recall the wide range of aromas found in artisanal rather than industrially produced coffee
Well, there I am, standing in front of this series of not uninteresting exhibits, while the "inner curator" desponds. The fact that the odour substances become blurred in the course of the morning unfortunately does not lead to the missing fusion to perfume, but is pure blurring. By noon at the latest, a diffuse brown-green sauce with an acidic swab (see below) was formed, which can be taken in the afternoon with a lot of good will for the sake of completeness, a thought of amber.

The fragrance also has an insight in store when, from the afternoon onwards, I think I'm aware of vetivery acetate and a whiff of laboratory general fruit and suspect a return to rhubarb. Ah, so that's how it works!

Nevertheless, I come to the conclusion that 'Green' doesn't hurt, but doesn't hurt either.

I thank Garcon for the rehearsal.
18 Comments
5
Bottle
7
Sillage
8
Longevity
8.5
Scent
Leimbacher

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Leimbacher
Leimbacher
Helpful Review 8  
Nutcrackers on a flight of fancy
The green of Perfume.sucks is for me the most successful or at least the most expressive fragrance of the series. A collection caught between synthetics and genius.

"Green" is green. Sure, I'm sure. But it's also brown, yellow and smoky. Smokey and The Bandit. M kisses M, marijuana meets Mago, Jamaica thinks of Egypt. No stoner scent, no killer scent, no kid scent. But an attractive perfume. The other perfume sucks, on the other hand, look like softened chemical abbers. Nutty, somewhat rebellious, of course for the brand. Reminiscent of a sparkling cross between "Jardin sur le Nil", "Black Afghano" and a cup of coffee grounds. And at the same time down-to-earth enough not to take off too much or to stand out unpleasantly. Strong, angular, with eggs in the right place.

Flacon: green does not make directly beautiful
Sillage: who has set one on fire?
Shelf life: perhaps the best of the brand - 9 hours.

Conclusion: when paradise starts to coke... interesting and nice. He's got noses on him!
2 Comments
6
Bottle
6
Sillage
6
Longevity
7.5
Scent
DonJuanDeCat

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DonJuanDeCat
DonJuanDeCat
Very helpful Review 8  
Psst... spray on the scent, don't smoke!
With marihuana... ups... I meant of course, with Green (like grass :D) comes now the (for the time being?) last fragrance of Perfume.Sucks. I'm pretty sure you're just reading this comment about the term marijuana, aren't you? :D

I got you, didn't I? I don't have anything to do with that myself, but frankly, I wish I did. I wish I'd been brought up less well-behaved and polite. I wish I were a bit more rude, rude, well, maybe even a bit of an ass, after all, they say that these talking buttocks from the male genus in particular are quite attractive to women... and as you know from endless comments here from me, I also have endless problems with women, it would be a good idea to mutate into a backside! D

Aaaalso, what could I do or start with?
Marijuana? I don't see why not. Carelessly spit all over the streets until a small lake of spit emerges (*wurgh* ey how disgusting!)? Sure! Hm... what else could you do?

Treat women badly in general perhaps, as all guys mention it again and again? Doing a bigger business in front of apartment doors (oh, you don't believe how many times I've seen that before,... there are really too many disgustingly crappy people in this world...)? S-Bahn doors when people are still trying to catch the S-Bahn? Be mean to little kids? Oh no idea... honestly it would be hard for me to implement even one of them at all... *seufzzz*

Okay then... as I wrote in my first comment on these scents yes (to Yellow), I tried to pick up the most interesting scent from this series me last, and no damn, that's not due to the marijuana indicated,... :DD

The fragrance:
The beginning is green and woody. You can smell the hazelnut. Marijuana? Well, maybe a little. But this seems to be more the scent of the plant than the smoke, which is so striking when you walk by somewhere, and some people just smoked one there :D But still, it's a little grass,... uh, marijuana smells! D
In the background the scent seems to be quite synthetic, because I notice a rather chemical note at the beginning.
A little later I smell a little coffee and a little sour rhubarb, whereby the rhubarb is stronger and the coffee soon disappears again.
A little later, the initial synthetic notes, which seemed really chemical to me, especially in the top note, become considerably weaker, so that the fragrance also begins to smell better. Of course, the fragrance remains quite different with its green-herbal note and I think the green is now also the marijuana, which you can smell more clearly now. Apart from that, it remains unusually sour, green, and somehow also slightly herbaceous and spicy until the end.

The Sillage and the shelf life:
The Sillage's okay. At a normal distance, which means a few steps away from you, you could perceive the scent well on you.
The shelf life was average, about six, seven hours.

The bottle:
The bottle remains cylindrical and has a slightly thicker base. There is no label, instead the bottle has a big brand name on it, and the arrangement of the letters is at least somewhat interesting. The font colour is green, as the fragrance is called. It's okay, but it's not special in itself.

Soo. The scent here was now the last of the Perfume.sucks scents I could test. I don't find this one bad either, because it has interesting approaches and despite the occasional burgeoning synthetic notes it smells like you don't necessarily get it under your nose every day. Especially those who always say that by now every scent would smell the same could perhaps risk their noses here.
On the other hand, there is also the danger that you don't even like a fragrance because it smells so different. Well, we are people (well,... I'm not, I'm Batman, mu ha ha :D), and as you know people always complain! That's what you see about me, that I'm always moaning here. Um, no, wait... I'm not. Cause I'm Batman... oh, shit... all gone... * sigh* :D

Anyway, the scent might be worth trying. It is suitable for warm days, although it could also be worn in autumn.

And as already delicately hinted at in the title: Spray on the scent despite marijuana, DO NOT light it to smoke it... I hope that despite all your love for... let's say "vetiver" (oh yes, vetiver is now the new code word for grass!) you don't get the idea to light it, because this "vetiver" consists for the most part of alcohol, which would be fire and flame if you tried to approach it with a lighter! DD
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7.5
Scent
Serafina

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Serafina
Serafina
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Rhubarb and roast set
Sounds awful for now, doesn't it? But this title and also my somewhat hastily sent statement don't really do justice to this complex perfume.

"Green" starts with clear roasted aromas, coffee and nuts are quite easily recognizable in the beginning. I don't know what marijuana smells like - alcohol has always been enough for me as a soft drug! In addition, the sour notes of mango and especially rhubarb serve as a counterpoint. Although this combination is exciting, it is a bit too discrepant for my nose. But then the roast aromas change and I actually have to think a little about roast set. No negative smell in itself, but who wants to smell as if he just came out of the canteen? At this stage I had sent my statement - was once again too impatient. Because later the roast sentence impression disappears again and the rhubarb note comes back. I find "Green" to be an acidically fruity perfume, quite pleasant and harmonious. A bit like the initial phase of "Ciel mon Jardin" - before the gourmand notes become present.

In the end I stick to a rating of "just still good", that is 7.5. I would buy myself from the series certainly only "Blue", but exciting and worth testing are the fragrances of this brand from my point of view in any case!
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