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I can't go with you, but I can't go without you either
I got you for Easter as a gift from my sweetheart, you had been on my list for a while.
I liked you, but immediately realized that I will not have it easy with you. You are engaging, strong, shrill, sweet and loud. You want to be heard, you want people to give themselves to you skin and hair, no ifs, ands or buts, and all that force is borderline for me. Nonetheless, I began to love you, but realized very quickly that I can rarely stand you. I do best when I'm outside, it's freezing cold, and a soft caramel breath of you hits my nose, but that doesn't stop you from sticking to me like patex for up to 9 hours, which isn't unpleasant under the circumstances.
But when I feel like you and you are too exhausting for me alone, I add Sjp Nyc Crush by Sarah Jessica Parker, because this seems to balance you out. It makes you seem softer, gentler, and somehow more edible. But to achieve my perfect blend I need 3 squirts of Sjp Nyc crush on a squirt of you, or like today times 4 squirts of Sjp Nyc crush, because you are very hard to tame.
Even if our relationship is complicated and often overwhelms me, I do not want to miss you :)