12/16/2020

JoHannes
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JoHannes
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Cheapy cheapy cheap cheap
Dear Parfum-de-Marly fanboys and ticker writers,
bad news in the house: Mr. Capucci, the fine Italian, sat down the next day (maybe during the day, while he was thinking about Neronian thoughts) and thought that what the Messieurs in the Rue Cambon in Paris are puffing and herding together and at outrageous prices, based on the quality of the fragrances, to the joyful givers and buyers (who then usually also cheer, because or despite they were so beautifully verat), so Mr. C. thought: det kann ick ooooch = posso fare anche questo!
And how he can: a rumig beginning with a few raisins soaked in vanilla liqueur, which peek out a bissl behind the curtain during the performance right at the beginning. The main actor on stage is wearing suede clothes (by the way, he secretly sprayed himself with Tobacco Vanilla beforehand - ätschbätsch!) and chews on the finest and most delicately sweet chewing tobacco (rum!). The stage planks have been re-wooded and the audience can still smell it very gently. Or is that what the pencil smells so good that the excited director is chewing on backstage (rum!).
Such a beautiful piece of fragrance! Warm, soft, leathery, tobacco (is there that word?), sweet. Great for men. So Real Men. Cowboys (not Indians, they don't need scent). Then, when the squaw comes into the saloon and winks, disappears down the stairs. Then quickly get the Cheapy Cheapy Cheap Cheap out of the leather pants, 3 sprays and nothing like the squaw behind to the romantic Whatever.
Howgh!
bad news in the house: Mr. Capucci, the fine Italian, sat down the next day (maybe during the day, while he was thinking about Neronian thoughts) and thought that what the Messieurs in the Rue Cambon in Paris are puffing and herding together and at outrageous prices, based on the quality of the fragrances, to the joyful givers and buyers (who then usually also cheer, because or despite they were so beautifully verat), so Mr. C. thought: det kann ick ooooch = posso fare anche questo!
And how he can: a rumig beginning with a few raisins soaked in vanilla liqueur, which peek out a bissl behind the curtain during the performance right at the beginning. The main actor on stage is wearing suede clothes (by the way, he secretly sprayed himself with Tobacco Vanilla beforehand - ätschbätsch!) and chews on the finest and most delicately sweet chewing tobacco (rum!). The stage planks have been re-wooded and the audience can still smell it very gently. Or is that what the pencil smells so good that the excited director is chewing on backstage (rum!).
Such a beautiful piece of fragrance! Warm, soft, leathery, tobacco (is there that word?), sweet. Great for men. So Real Men. Cowboys (not Indians, they don't need scent). Then, when the squaw comes into the saloon and winks, disappears down the stairs. Then quickly get the Cheapy Cheapy Cheap Cheap out of the leather pants, 3 sprays and nothing like the squaw behind to the romantic Whatever.
Howgh!
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