Well, who do you see?
Today with offspring untawejens?
Take a seat, Mr. Jeheimrat, and put the filius in it, we'll just do it
It's not like Korianke doesn't have two hairstyles...
What's that supposed to mean?
Like imma? Fassongk? Shave jefällich?
Aba jern, aba jleich ...
And the Junjoor? Dit Jleiche? So until the shave, it takes another one, two years, think to me ...
Yes, junga man, for you can come to the olln corianke, for I'll make you that as dead as I made your chin like Papa's.
Jeb ick you my word. Korianke always at your service!
If Mr Jeheimrat jestatten - nu bin ick aba really almost jerührt with eene Träne int Knopploch, dit you eene Familjentraditzjohn from the visit to my kleen Salongk make ...
A popo Traditzjohn ...
Käffchen...? Cream...? Zucka?
Aba jern, aba jleich ...
Un for the Junjoor? Chocolate choc-choc? Yes...? Aba, clear my head!
Well, then can et ja losjehn ... where is nu wieda then the scissors? Laach doch jrade still here ...
Oh, there you are.
First take ick me ma Mr. Jeheimrat before, if I jestatten, because you can see ttaher, how ick your Filijus schnieke make.
I've been thinking to myself, corianche, I've been thinking to myself, to this serious hairdressing trade, but the art of being there for the customers and always so, that the former clientele is very satisfied
Dit jehört just like that.
A popo jehört, dit sieht ja ein blinda Frisöhr mitn Krückstock, dit die junge Mann da zu Herrn Jeheimrat jehört. Clearly, he has jeerbt Mr. Jeheimrats prominent Karackterkopp, if ick may allow me the remark ...
Where was ick...?
Oh, so, sniff up an art.
As Mr. Jeheimrat knows, the noble art of barbers has already become a part of it, to delight our former customers with good smells.
Man is a man who is afflicted with numerous senses and gifted with Weesn. And the sense of Jeruch is eena of the most important ones.
Without Jeruchssinn could be nüscht taste, and dit would be terrible!
Could Mr. Jeheimrat imagine that without Jeruchy's sense, he wouldn't be able to taste the Jeringstepp of Trudchen's gooseberry cake? So ick won't paint me dit lieba.
A popo ... Trudchen just got back this morning, didn't she? May you and your Junjoor open a piece to the public ...?
Sehnse, dit ist wat richtich Jutet. Yes, I am sure you would agree that your self-confidence is very much appreciated, but what you can find out about the clay remedy business of son Koofmich ...
What do you mean, junga man?
Na dit pleased me aba! For long still to, kiek ma, ick do you still pieces uffn Tella ... no, no, no, it's that!
Aba ick please you, Mr. Jeheimrat, if you like the Filijus, because you should eat it. Jloomse me, Trudchen would be delighted, if you would see Spörßlingk spattling!
How do you like ...??
Yeah, it's an aroma, isn't it? Janz of course un anjenehm.
Not too sweet ...
Dit brings me an idea. I've heard of my swash swash brother-in-law, but Flakongk is a good swashbuckler.
If a Momang is to be tolerated, Mr. Jeheimrat, ick am jleich wieda with you ...
Well, there's some jute pieces, though.
Yeah, well, that's what Classical, Frenchet is. Parlewuh frankzeeh as et so beautifully hot.
Green etiquette, and it smells like this Jebräu ooch.
Ohde Kampannje hamset benamst. Heeze as ville as water from uffn land ...
Oh, the Junjoor...? Aba, check it out, ick can get you ma einpüstan. Kiek, Mr. Daddy smells so nice when he comes from the olln corianche? # And now you want to go # #
The child can jeholfn wern.
If Mr. Jeheimrat jestatten ...??
So, dit jeht los with so bißken Kräuta, ehmt in the Jarten waxe meadow. Can you sniff out...? Yeah, that's the best right thing, dit is Brasilijum.
With ville lemon, janz jenau. This other stuff, whatever it is, is berjamot.
Dad has already explained to you what dit is...?
Well you put your Filijus aba jut and timely inne trace, Mr. Jeheimrat!
Where was ick...?
Oh so, Berjamotte ...
You see, in the heart note, as we perfume-educated experts call it, there is also this or that flower. I couldn't tell what this is all about. If Jassmiehn is to be, eena jeflüstat, who must know et cen, has brought me. And Maijlöckchen shall still ring the bell.
Laughing, the Junjoor ...
What do you think, Mr. Jeheimrat?
Jarten fragrance! Aba holla the wood fairy!
The most common way is to snip the tomato leaf into the Jebräu ooch. And that makes this watering so green and fresh, that everyone thinks nu stehta mittenmang int Jrüne un hat ne rake inne Hand.
Tomato leaf, so ick would never be there in clay druff jekomm ... aba ick think it's wonderful! How dit smells!
Yeah, but the junjoor's got his eye on it too, I see.
Green, garden, sun, trees ... man can let his soul dangle.
Wenna eene hat.
Dit Bittre...? This stuff is called oakmoss. Yes, yes, that's what it is. Grows on the boom and becomes there jeflückt and then ejekwetscht un imma rin in dit Parföngk.
Richtich, my boy. To a garden belongs yoke yoke vegetables, aba yoke yoke fruit. And trees and bushes. Like my gooseberry bushes.
I got it with the gooseberries ...
As you like, Mr. Jeheimrat?
Aba sicha! To a young boy in a garden a little coffee and a big piece of cake. Oda ooch zwee ... un for mir darf et jerne Gooseberrykuchn sein.
Yeah, to Trudchen's gooseberry pie keena nee.
We would like to offer you a young haircut - please keep still for a short time, because you can take off your styling bib - but you can also get a fine and classic fragrance for the gentleman of the world.
There must be Fohrbilt for the young Jeneratzjoon!
She's supposed to be educated... un dit jeht nu ma nicht ohne Fohrbilt.
Sehnse, un dit watererken here is in the Jrunde the same fragrance as Trudchen's gooseberry cake.
Een righttija classics!
Sehnse, there the young Jeneratzjoon nods, because I did not only learn what to do, but also leckken Kuchn verkasematuckelt bite.
And so that it may not break all its order, the Lord will still be Papa but one more time. What about it, junga man?
Da issa bejeistat ...
So, Mr. Jeheimrat, nochn Spritzerken uff dit andre Handjelenk?
Aba jern, aba jleich ...
Jenießense ma dit frische Jrün von die Kräutas, ick judge as long as your Filijus die Koaffüre.
If in the meantime you still need to eat more pieces of cake ...?
Yeah, he's aba ooch lecka.
Thank you, you'll get a message from Trudchen, she'll be a friend ...
So, look, nu hamwa in no time at all, but the Junjoor like a Frisuhr hinjezaubat, ditta wien man looks.
Janz like Father ...
Aba jewiß, Mr. Jeheimrat. How imma are your coaffle and dit fragrances a fragrant Angkzambel.
Since jeb ick you my word druff, so true ick Korianke heeße!
Most binding thanks, Mr. Jeheimrat!
Hourn me soon wieda!
Bringse ruhiche ooch nächstet times the Filijus with, damitta not vawildat around Kopp ...
And greetings to Mrs. Yemahlte!