02/12/2023
Mlleghoul
353 Reviews
Mlleghoul
4
tfw u accidentally slurp yr lotion and slather yr pudding
Skylar Vanilla Sky smells as if some creative team somewhere thought they should make Mugler’s Angel but for babies. Someone on legal raised their hand and said, "babies are too young for this; they're boring and can’t handle their shit." But then the sales team was like, “hey, shut up, this is happening.” The end product was ultimately that apricot caramel patchouli Angel blueprint, but heavily watered down with Bath and Body Works' discontinued Rice Flower and Shea body spray. The result is something profoundly and offputtingly creamy that smells like you accidentally mixed up your coconut hand cream with your vanilla pudding cup, slathering the wrong one and slurping the wronger one. Save your money, discerning babies. This stuff is pretty gross.
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