03/13/2021
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Fruity Leather No xxx
Everywhere empty bottles, men and barrels were lying around. Whereby the men were rather the opposite of empty. It smelled terribly of leather, alcohol, stale smoke and other reminiscences of a drunken night. Wolle and his rockers were celebrating his successful roadshow in the matter of running for mayor of Herne. Stand yesterday evening one went out from a victory. How it could come to this?
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Wolle founded with the help of his lawyer Cravache and the Glatzenpolitur millionaire Bastian an own party, the goal was the area-wide alcohol supply. Wolle noticed namely that there were only drinks like milk and the like in schools. Even worse: various restaurants did not sell beer. So he saw himself forced to act and founded the BRU, the Beer Belly Rockers Union. With striking slogans like "beer even before four", "no power to drugs except beer" and "Wolle, you flamenco dancer" they laid the foundation for the Beer matter movement and with it to the hearts of the people of Herne. These promised themselves from Wolle a disruptive policy, a departure into new times.
For this reason, the incumbent mayor Salomon Sucher, called by all just Schatz or Schatzischmatzi, had to search in the depths of his repertoire (ahahaha, I'm so funny...) and found a fragrance with which he wanted to stand up to Wolle: YSL - Noble Leather. This fragrance opened with the oft-smelled leather plus fruit twist. Here it was not raspberry but dried fruit which reminds of Charriol - Royal Leather. However, the saffron holds back, so unlike the reference it remains very sweet and minimally fruity. The leather remains dignified, more creamy smelling than really smelling like leather. Perhaps it is appropriate for YSL a high-gloss leather.
Scented like this, Seeker felt steeled. High-gloss, not too wild, and fruity, he felt was appropriate, yet clamoring for attention. So he tingled from event to event giving his speeches. But everywhere he went, people compared his scent to the Ombre Leathers and Tuscan Leathers of the world. So did his politics. Nothing stood out these days.
So Solomon Sucher became successively sweet-talking in his chasing of votes. Or did this come from the scent? The now offered more room to vanilla, it became sweet.
Wolle, on the other hand, toured corner pub after corner pub, often fell drunk from the lectern or had himself brought home in a handcart or wheelbarrow, often pulled by the crowd. The people of Herne liked that, Wolle was one of them, Wolle stood for Ruhrgebiet local color.
When Schatzi Sucher then also came up with the idea of the pubs, it was too late. His scent had evaporated respectively only a sweetish-creamy Restepotpourri and listeners were also no longer there. Slowly it dawned on Solomon. The triumvirate Wolle, the lawyer dancing with the devil and Meister Proper from the Ländle would beat him.
Present:
"Wool!"
"Wh-wh-how?"
"Wool, look at the clock, we're late in the election!"
Wool looked at his watch with the yellow sponge on it.
"W-what the hell...", Wool grumbled drunkenly.
"We were well in the lead, and even anti-alcoholics like our lawyer, C. Ravache, were going to vote for us."
"He's lying on the tiles in the bathroom, must have been something else too much..."
"Most of our supporters will go to vote despite our premature binge yesterday."
"Your words in Cere's ear, wool."
And so it came as it had to come: Wolle and his lost the election by a landslide because pretty much everyone in Herne had been so drunk on the expected victory that simply no one went to vote. No one? well, a Schalkerin from Herne-Crange already but otherwise only S. Sucher and his small base.
Noble Leather was already no innovation at the time of its release. Nevertheless, he offered a wearable leather perfume for anyone who leather in the sense of Tuscan Leather is not but still wants to smell so. Today, it is one of many because over the years, fragrances like Ombre Leather also came along, which effortlessly fit into the same category and are significantly more popular. So Noble Leather got caught up and is now lost in the shuffle. Unfortunately, it is also not as good as the Charriol reference scent I mentioned. Although the saffron comes more clearly to the fore after hours but until then a lot has happened. Noble Leather is ergo not bad but in my eyes only one of many.
Review:
Wolle founded with the help of his lawyer Cravache and the Glatzenpolitur millionaire Bastian an own party, the goal was the area-wide alcohol supply. Wolle noticed namely that there were only drinks like milk and the like in schools. Even worse: various restaurants did not sell beer. So he saw himself forced to act and founded the BRU, the Beer Belly Rockers Union. With striking slogans like "beer even before four", "no power to drugs except beer" and "Wolle, you flamenco dancer" they laid the foundation for the Beer matter movement and with it to the hearts of the people of Herne. These promised themselves from Wolle a disruptive policy, a departure into new times.
For this reason, the incumbent mayor Salomon Sucher, called by all just Schatz or Schatzischmatzi, had to search in the depths of his repertoire (ahahaha, I'm so funny...) and found a fragrance with which he wanted to stand up to Wolle: YSL - Noble Leather. This fragrance opened with the oft-smelled leather plus fruit twist. Here it was not raspberry but dried fruit which reminds of Charriol - Royal Leather. However, the saffron holds back, so unlike the reference it remains very sweet and minimally fruity. The leather remains dignified, more creamy smelling than really smelling like leather. Perhaps it is appropriate for YSL a high-gloss leather.
Scented like this, Seeker felt steeled. High-gloss, not too wild, and fruity, he felt was appropriate, yet clamoring for attention. So he tingled from event to event giving his speeches. But everywhere he went, people compared his scent to the Ombre Leathers and Tuscan Leathers of the world. So did his politics. Nothing stood out these days.
So Solomon Sucher became successively sweet-talking in his chasing of votes. Or did this come from the scent? The now offered more room to vanilla, it became sweet.
Wolle, on the other hand, toured corner pub after corner pub, often fell drunk from the lectern or had himself brought home in a handcart or wheelbarrow, often pulled by the crowd. The people of Herne liked that, Wolle was one of them, Wolle stood for Ruhrgebiet local color.
When Schatzi Sucher then also came up with the idea of the pubs, it was too late. His scent had evaporated respectively only a sweetish-creamy Restepotpourri and listeners were also no longer there. Slowly it dawned on Solomon. The triumvirate Wolle, the lawyer dancing with the devil and Meister Proper from the Ländle would beat him.
Present:
"Wool!"
"Wh-wh-how?"
"Wool, look at the clock, we're late in the election!"
Wool looked at his watch with the yellow sponge on it.
"W-what the hell...", Wool grumbled drunkenly.
"We were well in the lead, and even anti-alcoholics like our lawyer, C. Ravache, were going to vote for us."
"He's lying on the tiles in the bathroom, must have been something else too much..."
"Most of our supporters will go to vote despite our premature binge yesterday."
"Your words in Cere's ear, wool."
And so it came as it had to come: Wolle and his lost the election by a landslide because pretty much everyone in Herne had been so drunk on the expected victory that simply no one went to vote. No one? well, a Schalkerin from Herne-Crange already but otherwise only S. Sucher and his small base.
Noble Leather was already no innovation at the time of its release. Nevertheless, he offered a wearable leather perfume for anyone who leather in the sense of Tuscan Leather is not but still wants to smell so. Today, it is one of many because over the years, fragrances like Ombre Leather also came along, which effortlessly fit into the same category and are significantly more popular. So Noble Leather got caught up and is now lost in the shuffle. Unfortunately, it is also not as good as the Charriol reference scent I mentioned. Although the saffron comes more clearly to the fore after hours but until then a lot has happened. Noble Leather is ergo not bad but in my eyes only one of many.
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