I: "Hello Mr. Draculta, thank you for making yourself available for the interview!"
Mr. Dracula: "DRACULA!!! Draculta is the Romanian fasting yogurt, my name is Dracula!! Thousands of years and people still confuse it..." *rolls with the eyes*
I said, "Year... thousands?"
Mr. Dracula: "Haha just such a phrase..."
I: "Oh, haha understand... So Mr. Dracul..a, let's do this. Today I may ask them about their olfactory preferences. But maybe some personal questions for now, so that the listeners and readers can get to know them a little."
Mr. Dracula: (licks with a swinging movement over the front teeth and looks slightly hungry...)
"Go ahead! There's still time to eat!"
I'm like, "Okay. First question... what do you like to eat?"
Mr. Dracula: "Bluuuut!! ... uh... blood sausage! Cool and bloody!"
I: "Haha why not, yes I like to eat them sometimes! Second question... Where do you prefer to spend your summer holidays?"
Mr. Dracula: "In gothic castles... cool and gloomy."
I: "Oh understand, yes, these adventure journeys have become more and more popular lately... you've seen every beach in the world, haven't you? Okay. what's your favourite drink?"
Mr. Dracula: "Haha, I'll show you later..." *laughs*
I'm like, "Well, that's nice of you to bring your favorite drink. :) I'm looking forward to it! Then let's move on to the next question... what do you like to wear?"
Mr. Dracula: "So preferably corpses through the area... or black, if they've referred to clothes now? I like it dark and weighed!"
I: "Hahaha, they Transylvanians really have their own humor, it's true what everyone says... yes, the clothes, I meant. Which smells do you like?"
Mr. Dracula: "Alssso, I like the smell of earth, incense, cool damp stone... maybe a little spice as long as it's not garlic!"
I'm like, "Oh, incense, it's always said you Transylvanians don't like incense?"
Mr. Dracula: "This is a widespread misconception, we like incense because it creates such a pleasant atmosphere in cool large buildings. Like an olfactory shadow. I like shadows."
I said, "And what's her favorite perfume?"
Mr. Dracula: "It is called "This is Him" by Zadig & Voltaire. These are... Family members of mine who live in a French castle. They have the same good taste as me."
I said, "Oh, I didn't know you were related How would you describe the scent?"
Mr. Dracula: "Well, I find it smoky, spicy and very dignified. It covers the skin like a veil. If he had a color, it'd be gray. It also has a slight sweetness that rounds off the whole, so that the perfume exudes a certain attraction, but no matter how close you get to it - the cooling incense remains the defining foundation, making it always a gothic. A slightly evil but good-looking and charming goth, just like me."
I say, "Haha, that's what I call a good explanation! Thanks for the description! And on what occasions do you like to wear it?"
Mr. Dracula: "To die, to sleep, to eat people...uhhh...meet... i actually wear it as good as ever, it's my signature scent. But you have to be cool enough to do it." *grins mischievously*
I said, "Yes, I think he's worthy of Signature. Well then thanks for the interview, and have a nice evening!"
Mr. Dracula: "But you don't want to leave now, do you? Try my red wine!"
I: "Forget Mr. Dracula, I know about you, and as a precaution I have layered Viktor & Rolf's Antidote and Paco Rabanne's Invictus Intense on top of each other, so your vampire genes would make you flinch at a slight approach to my skin because of the penetrating sweetness, and in case of a bite I would be prepared for your transformation poison."
Mr. Dracula: "Honour to whom honour is due, finally a man who is aware of the higher powers of this earth! In this case, goodbye!" *Turns into a bat and flies squeaky away*
I said, "Thanks for the interview!"