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I look forward to seeing you all again after a long time and welcome you warmly to today's press conference.
We will answer all your questions regarding the new transfer and new member of our team.
We also want to start directly. Your questions?
Norbert Neroli (FAZ): Congratulations on Vibrant Leather. What did it cost?
Schoork: Well, I say it was a bargain.
Thorsten Tabak (Playboy): How did you get the deal done so fast?
Schoork: That went quite well at the checkout, there was no snake.
Rudi Rose (Hörzu): How did the new commitment come about?
Schoork: We actually looked at another one this weekend and then we noticed him. You could say it fell into your hands. We watched him then and after we saw that he was cheap to have, we just slammed on him.
Simone Sandelholz (woman in the mirror): Today I step in for Lena Lavendel, she can't today, she has bamboo in her shoe. Could it be that this is a second Aventus? *Sabber*
Schoork: No! Then we'd have hired him. His plant is similar, but he is very independent, otherwise he would not have convinced me. There's been a lot of smoke made for nothing.
Viktor Vetiver (RTL): What can he?
Schoork: Yes well, I must say, it is quite fresh, just at the beginning it will play well with lemon and bergamot in front. After all, it's not about the golden pineapple, which one could assume.
Bernhard Bergamot (Sat1): What qualities does he have?
Schoork: He is close to the body, whenever you think he is not there, he stands behind you. I like that and his condition. He's good at the 7h.
Simone Sandelholz (woman in the mirror): Well, a second Aventus?
Schoork: No! Like I said. I'm not too fond of Aventus myself. It has no doubt quality, but it does not fit into my imagination. Vibrant Leather is different and now please pull up your hatchet again!!
Peter Patchouli (WAZ): Can you define that?
Schoork: Basically, I would like to concentrate on my new entry here. It is very filigree and will certainly be used frequently. He's got that certain something between appearing fresh and leathery. I like that, because he's always just the right amount. This can be observed in everyday training.
Markus Moschus (star): He looks very big, fits into the team?
Schoork: Yes 120ml are not without, but we have enough space and I can remind you that we also have someone with 150ml in the team. But yes he is well built.
Simone Sandalwood (woman in mirror): He reminds me of Aventus.
Schoork: And she me to Mrs. Lavendel! Say, did they just throw the bra at me?
Mike Moos (picture): We would like to do a cover story. Which headline would you like to read?
Schoork: With you? "If anyone's gonna do anything to Anna, it's us!
Simone Sandelholz (woman in mirror): Don't like me?
Schoork: For God's sake, get dressed!
Oscar Oud (NRZ): When and where will you use it?
Schoork: That's great, he's flexible. No matter when and where, he will perform. So you can assume he's a real all-rounder. A great newcomer.
Erich Eichenmoos(Kicker): You address it, what makes this flexibility?
Schoork: Because he's easy to get around. Fresh in the head, when he has the leather then he develops a life of his own, that goes quite fast, so fast the pandas do not get to the bamboo. That's quality.
Simone Sandelholz (woman in mirror): May I say something else, I have seen that the so sexy smokes?
Schoork:Yes, from time to time, but only lightly, don't you have any vices? Or ne ne, forget the question!!!! I AM BLIND!
If there are no more questions, I will post them in the attached forums.
Lena Lavendel (woman in the mirror): Hello I am here, why is there underwear, is it about Aventus?