06/07/2021
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Fly Me to the Moon - and please hurry back again
Wolle's Eleven had to test the Eau de Luna and serve as an advertising figurehead for the perfumery dealer from Herne. This time they were ready for anything and prepared themselves. Wolle visited the nearby museum of natural history in Dortmund to learn something about the origin of the moon. This was only partly successful. The remedy was to be "Was ist Was Band 21: der Mond". Wolle got as far as page three, as far as the imprint. Then, as a precaution, the reading changed to the reference book "Why? Why? Why? Junior: when it gets dark".
Thus strengthened the Herne crew was sent on the next mission and this provided a journey to the moon. To the moon, that meant here the local supermarket with appropriate superstructures provided. Wolle and his men should slip into astronaut costumes and spray the customers, saying something like "Houston, we have a scent problem! I'll fix this!". After spraying the first ones, the scent now hung in the room and permeated through the helmets as well.
Hotte Expressed himself first, "at least it doesn't smell like hot metal on meat, right? You want to start on a positive note. I think yes, it smells like slowly cooling burnt rubber. The moment when you think the burning rubber no longer smells toxic, but now even less nice because of the intense burn. Could have been a cable fire. What do you think, wool?"
"I had to think about it for a long time, then it came to me. There's a sort of old scouring-milk smell mixed in, too late for the bathroom, I'm afraid."
"Is that an empirically proven statement, Wool?" feigned Totty.
"Nah. We don't have any scouring milk. But methinks it was not a good idea to have sprayed the triplet babies earlier. With a dozen sprays."
"Well, to me it smells like skin that was rubbed with sunscreen hours ago. Then you've been in the sun, maybe briefly in the salty sea, and that's what I perceive there. First I thought, there resonates what fruity but that shattered.
"How about we combine the scent with beer? I'm sure it'll be bearable that way. Tasted a full moon beer there the other day."
While Wolle was saying this, he accidentally sprayed an 80-year-old lady who fell into the shelf in shock. She knocked over a mountain of cans which scattered everywhere, knocking down other visitors who then knocked down 100 bottles of Eau de Luna which spilled out and fogged the supermarket. This happened so fast that all the visitors fainted afterwards. All except Udo. He was already unconscious due to his consumption These faintings were not because Eau de Luna would change greatly, the scent remains linear. As before, the smell of scouring milk bursting into flames hung in the air which, released in higher doses, led to a state of emergency in Herne and branded Wolle's Eleven as the scourge of Herne. There was a move to Wanne-Eickel in the room.
Frank Sinatra sang "fly me to the moon [...]" and certainly had a romantically transfigured view of it. Eau de Luna is not. Even though I gave this fragrance and Eau de Space quite below-average ratings, the experiment behind it is still many times more interesting than fragrances in the 6-7/10 category, which one has already forgotten the following day. That's what I wanted to add and I apologize for the rather brief description of the fragrance.
Thus strengthened the Herne crew was sent on the next mission and this provided a journey to the moon. To the moon, that meant here the local supermarket with appropriate superstructures provided. Wolle and his men should slip into astronaut costumes and spray the customers, saying something like "Houston, we have a scent problem! I'll fix this!". After spraying the first ones, the scent now hung in the room and permeated through the helmets as well.
Hotte Expressed himself first, "at least it doesn't smell like hot metal on meat, right? You want to start on a positive note. I think yes, it smells like slowly cooling burnt rubber. The moment when you think the burning rubber no longer smells toxic, but now even less nice because of the intense burn. Could have been a cable fire. What do you think, wool?"
"I had to think about it for a long time, then it came to me. There's a sort of old scouring-milk smell mixed in, too late for the bathroom, I'm afraid."
"Is that an empirically proven statement, Wool?" feigned Totty.
"Nah. We don't have any scouring milk. But methinks it was not a good idea to have sprayed the triplet babies earlier. With a dozen sprays."
"Well, to me it smells like skin that was rubbed with sunscreen hours ago. Then you've been in the sun, maybe briefly in the salty sea, and that's what I perceive there. First I thought, there resonates what fruity but that shattered.
"How about we combine the scent with beer? I'm sure it'll be bearable that way. Tasted a full moon beer there the other day."
While Wolle was saying this, he accidentally sprayed an 80-year-old lady who fell into the shelf in shock. She knocked over a mountain of cans which scattered everywhere, knocking down other visitors who then knocked down 100 bottles of Eau de Luna which spilled out and fogged the supermarket. This happened so fast that all the visitors fainted afterwards. All except Udo. He was already unconscious due to his consumption These faintings were not because Eau de Luna would change greatly, the scent remains linear. As before, the smell of scouring milk bursting into flames hung in the air which, released in higher doses, led to a state of emergency in Herne and branded Wolle's Eleven as the scourge of Herne. There was a move to Wanne-Eickel in the room.
Frank Sinatra sang "fly me to the moon [...]" and certainly had a romantically transfigured view of it. Eau de Luna is not. Even though I gave this fragrance and Eau de Space quite below-average ratings, the experiment behind it is still many times more interesting than fragrances in the 6-7/10 category, which one has already forgotten the following day. That's what I wanted to add and I apologize for the rather brief description of the fragrance.
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