10/03/2018
Landlord
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Landlord
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All colours together result in dark brown
Yes, I know, friends, you shouldn't do it, just like that, out of boredom, while your sweetheart is still looking for the perfect eyebrow pencil to spray on at the drugstore. But occasionally one discovers a surprising surprise in the low-price sector. And "Friction Him" seemed the most bearable of all the awful things on the shelf on paper.
On the skin, though... phew... there is such a... perhaps you know the... such a male cheap herb note, whose recipe is obviously passed on from one perfume manufacturer to the next and always comes across terribly? Where somehow everything is inside and it always seems to smell of the same green spice? Quasi the "Maggi"-extrat for the skin... So no matter what you cook, every dish tastes exactly the same when you let Maggi in...? Yes, do you know that? Oh, no matter, I vertrau´ just so that you know what I mean and now also what "Friction Him" smells like...
When I then read the scents at home, I already had to laugh very much... There's really everything in it: leather and fruit, maritime and flowers and spices. I remember my early attempts at painting, where I mixed all the colours of the paint box together and thought I would certainly create a new mad super colour - and yet always only dark brown came out...
Yes, well, okay, I could have been warned, "friction" also means friction, tension or in the figurative sense also disagreement. But the only thing that stretched were the nose wrinkles of the Landlady at the sniff test and the discrepancy that she kept pushing my sprayed test hand far away from her...
On the skin, though... phew... there is such a... perhaps you know the... such a male cheap herb note, whose recipe is obviously passed on from one perfume manufacturer to the next and always comes across terribly? Where somehow everything is inside and it always seems to smell of the same green spice? Quasi the "Maggi"-extrat for the skin... So no matter what you cook, every dish tastes exactly the same when you let Maggi in...? Yes, do you know that? Oh, no matter, I vertrau´ just so that you know what I mean and now also what "Friction Him" smells like...
When I then read the scents at home, I already had to laugh very much... There's really everything in it: leather and fruit, maritime and flowers and spices. I remember my early attempts at painting, where I mixed all the colours of the paint box together and thought I would certainly create a new mad super colour - and yet always only dark brown came out...
Yes, well, okay, I could have been warned, "friction" also means friction, tension or in the figurative sense also disagreement. But the only thing that stretched were the nose wrinkles of the Landlady at the sniff test and the discrepancy that she kept pushing my sprayed test hand far away from her...
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