07/13/2019
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Meet Ventoux, the one-armed juggler
Dear audience, come closer, have your tickets ready, the show starts in a few moments! Meet "Ventoux", the one-armed juggler, here and today on stage with us! It's your chance to admire his world-famous show! Look and don't be surprised, the entrance does not cost much! There's nothing to be afraid of here. Come in now, the show begins!
Now consider how he first lets the green vetiverball, the yellow citrus ball, and the blue cedar ball describe a circle, round like a circle, and ... round circle, even like a freshly shaved face, as smooth as any barber can shave it. See how the colours of the balls mix, yellow, green and blue turn green again, a gem of Simplizissimus! There's nothing here they haven't seen before! Now let's throw him the brown sandalwood ball! Oops! Did he drop it, nobody's perfect, dear audience! Let's try the white tonka ball! Yeah! See how the green of the circle brightens up! What a round, sweet, green circle, ladies and gentlemen! You can watch for another hour, if you like, because the climax of today's show will follow when Ventoux drops the green, yellow and blue balls galantly and shows you the white ball. He will hold this sweet ball in the air with his arm for another hour without any excitement for you, dear audience, and then let it, Abracadabra, disappear into his sleeve. That's it for today!
What, you're disappointed? Did I promise you too much? You are at a nostalgic fair here, there are no special effects, no world sensations. There are singing saws, one-legged tap dancers, a flea circus and scents of that time. Come again, I recommend the chain carousel.
Now consider how he first lets the green vetiverball, the yellow citrus ball, and the blue cedar ball describe a circle, round like a circle, and ... round circle, even like a freshly shaved face, as smooth as any barber can shave it. See how the colours of the balls mix, yellow, green and blue turn green again, a gem of Simplizissimus! There's nothing here they haven't seen before! Now let's throw him the brown sandalwood ball! Oops! Did he drop it, nobody's perfect, dear audience! Let's try the white tonka ball! Yeah! See how the green of the circle brightens up! What a round, sweet, green circle, ladies and gentlemen! You can watch for another hour, if you like, because the climax of today's show will follow when Ventoux drops the green, yellow and blue balls galantly and shows you the white ball. He will hold this sweet ball in the air with his arm for another hour without any excitement for you, dear audience, and then let it, Abracadabra, disappear into his sleeve. That's it for today!
What, you're disappointed? Did I promise you too much? You are at a nostalgic fair here, there are no special effects, no world sensations. There are singing saws, one-legged tap dancers, a flea circus and scents of that time. Come again, I recommend the chain carousel.
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