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A vision of hell:
Sauvage in autumn
1 Million in winter
Boss Bottled in spring
Allure Homme Sport in summer.
Well, I think I'm going to puke.

Nice & pleasant & lovable & well blended & alluring & overpriced & overrated & over cloned!
I wonder about the over cloning real damage?

Ugh. Fuck me sideways. Nope.
The 'bros' are gonna lap it up like it's water from the holy grail. The new aventus panty dropper? Sigh...

My puny lavender
My well hidden jasmine
My synthetic vanillin
My nauseating ethyl maltol
My parody of luxury
In two words... Mon Guerlain.

Use your Levi's jeans, your smooth leather jacket and suede shoes, and ride your vintage Harley. Don't forget to spray with Le Mâle Essence.

Sweeter, darker, and better than expected!
Exudes manliness!
It's an alluring champion!
Use on special days (every day is a special day).

Olivier Polge made a powdery version of "Brut".
Why the hell should I pay €320 for this, when Brut can be found for < €15?

A very gentlemen fragrance, distinct, classy and almost unique.. almost because Lalique Lion and Creed's Bois du Portugal are quite similar.

If Franck Oliver designed oudTouch out of sheer luck, he must be a very lucky person. It's a magnific alternative to Dior Oud Ispahan.

Lisbon airport duty free 23 years ago. Someone near me tried a fabulous spicy fragrance.
My first YSL OPIUM purchase happened 5 min later.

Rather good for yet another wannabe rose-oud. Slightly fruity, subtle cumin and lovely ambratic drydown. More refined than most iterations.

2 years BEFORE ADG, and better than ADG. Anyone else?

Forget the sad EdT Concentrée.
This new EdP is brighter, more roguish and melodious.
Somewhat as if Chanel had moved from Salieri to Mozart.

Oriental, Spicy, Fresh, Sweet, Powdery, Citrusy.
complete! delicious! alluring! sexy!
I really love this perfume. It's completely addictive!

opening was 'promising'. then all fell apart when the nuclear combo of cypriol/patch took over. half hour later i was gulping 2 ibuprofens.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the joke of the year. Unfortunately, the joke is on us and on Jean Patou, the creator of JOY. The one.

When I want to feel like the alpha male in the room. Begins fruity and ends smokey and woodsy. Lumberjack boss.

Starts with a feral bite, ends with a powdery kiss.
That is, spicy lavender morphs into gentle iris.
I just wish the journey lasted longer.

Gorgeous dark fragrance! It contains the best smelling Orris note ever. It has been appointed as my perfume CSO (Chief Smelling Officer).

No surprises here.
As its name implies, this fragrance is just
Brutally, Awfully, Desperately
BAD.

Retro chypre on its halfway to decay with dirty animal waves and sour gasoline rose. Just a bad odor with no excuses.

If you married a woman of taste, don't give her La Vie est Belle on her birthday or she might file for divorce.

Great sporty flanker for Encre Noir. It transmits a strong original vibe with enough freshiness for a summer fragrance. Lorson at her best.

Breathtaking amber,amazing aromatic dry lavender and coriander,i like to imagine the three kings in the Bible bringing gifts,there it is!

A spectacular Oud that nothing has to envy to much more expensive and niche perfumes. Sweet, creamy and dirty wood, highly recommended.