Popular Statements - 2015

A vision of hell:
Sauvage in autumn
1 Million in winter
Boss Bottled in spring
Allure Homme Sport in summer.
Well, I think I'm going to puke.

Forget the sad EdT Concentrée.
This new EdP is brighter, more roguish and melodious.
Somewhat as if Chanel had moved from Salieri to Mozart.

If you married a woman of taste, don't give her La Vie est Belle on her birthday or she might file for divorce.

Once again, the pastry cook Thierry Wasser took Guerlinade for a cake recipe.
He has baked an orange & praline pudding this time. Cloying!

Take "Pour Un Homme de Caron".
Replace vanilla with toffee.
You get Sunshine Man.
Unoriginal and definitely overrated/oversweet/overpriced.

Modernized semi-gourmand flanker that retains the best parts of the classic DNA.

Proof that packaging matters: gorgeous, bombshell fragrance is cursed with a drab, frumpy bottle and ends up swiftly discontinued.

Orris root on steroids & violet sweets.
A perfume for the ladies who lunch, when they begin to dream of another life.

0-5 min: burst of incense
6-15 min: dance of the spicy woods
16 min-3 h: sweet nothingness.
Oh, I almost forgot! I saw a plum passing by.

It's Christmas day, and this is one of my Xmas presents. It's a perfect gift for this great day, isn't it? Have a good time wherever you are!

A fragrance in very poor taste, ideally suited to those who wear socks with their
sandals.

It's delicious, so gourmand, iris and cardamom like chocolate. Perfect for this autumn morning. Try it!

Antoine Lie at his best.
Saturnine beauty, clashing voluptuousness, convulsive poetry.
Les Chants de Maldoror in a square bottle.

I've just sprayed TH and went my way to work. With this autumn sparkling air, a pleasant zesty juice of orange and grapefruit intoxicated me!

It smells nice, is a safe inoffensive crowd-pleaser and therefore easy to wear. But there's really nothing unique about it.

CK Obsession can touch you one time, last for a lifetime, and never let go till you're gone. I was fascinated by that scent and I'm even more

Mature leather scent with moderately sweet honey notes, lavender, cedar, moss and much more. Complex, masculine and charismatic!

Ethylmaltol strikes again!
Sugar, sugar, and a little more vanillin.
A fragrance for those who do not fear diabetic coma.

It's hard to fail when making a flowery cologne, but La Manufacture did so.
A miserable composition without even the excuse of cheapness :(

Initially somewhat shallow, the rose blooms later nicely. A oudy touch can be felt, also a saffron note. This rose is puple dark.

The most Parisian fragrance on earth is called New-York. Go figure.
Masterpiece? Rather try New York Intense for such query.

The idol of my early teens!
I was 13 but I was pretending to be older by wearing Lancetti Uomo. No one can imagine how much I loved it.

Imagine to plunge into a cocktail's pool, a delicious bittersweet mix of brown sugar and rum wraps all your body, soul and mind. I love it!

L'Oréal does Dior Homme.
Do they think no one will notice?

I am thinking of all these theologians who worked so hard to prove God's existence.
What a waste of time!
One proof is enough: this perfume.