Popular Statements - 2017

My puny lavender
My well hidden jasmine
My synthetic vanillin
My nauseating ethyl maltol
My parody of luxury
In two words... Mon Guerlain.

Ugh. Fuck me sideways. Nope.
The 'bros' are gonna lap it up like it's water from the holy grail. The new aventus panty dropper? Sigh...

2 years BEFORE ADG, and better than ADG. Anyone else?

Rather good for yet another wannabe rose-oud. Slightly fruity, subtle cumin and lovely ambratic drydown. More refined than most iterations.

Imagine that archangel Gabriel got together with Tinkerbell and the result of their magical love was a perfume. That's Sideris. Otherwordly.

This stuff is so manly that when I sprayed it on my female cat it immediately grew a dick.

Very rich vanilla scent that lasts all day perfectly!For me it smells like "cuir beluga"and "aura sublime"(without citrus)Worth trying it!!

Retro chypre on its halfway to decay with dirty animal waves and sour gasoline rose. Just a bad odor with no excuses.

6 backup bottles and counting...I go through this stuff like water. Better, cheaper and more masculine than Le Male. I just LOVE.THIS.SMELL!

Sauvage gives me a headache. This doesn't. That's why I'm down with LRC - it's smoother, with less pepper and more lavender. Juuuust right.

Warm slightly spiced supple leather. Shockingly good compared to most releases.

Original edt; the oriental to end all orientals. Mysterious, hallucinogenic, erotic; resinous spices, carnations, lust. Flowers of fire.

Acqua di Gio is one of my all time favourites, and this clone is very good, citrus, fresh, light, clean, and crisp, best for warmer seasons

Karagueuzoglou, Flipo and Ropion need to pay their bills too.
This may explain why such great perfumers have created such a vile thing.

Release the genie in the wrong moment and it can be dreadful. But, right moment and Angel is a great dirty chocolate patch, sugarless, raw.

Holy Grail of smoky and incensy perfumes. Masculine, mysterious and astonishingly wearable at the same time. On of my all time favourites.

Sandalwood dominant with citruses, sage, and juniper contributing to an overall cold feeling. Frosted Sandalwood perhaps would be accurate.

Soft and whispering. Powdery and slightly sweet. Creamy and dreamy and perfectly beautiful!

An underrated awesome scent that deserves a tad of more attention. In spite of other's feedback, me seems more fitting the cool fall season

Smells like kerosene in combo with rose & apple. Plus some oud. These different notes fit yet relatively well to each other. Self-confident!

The lavender and tonka is nice, but it has a weird, almost sour-ish opening that could turn people off. 1 hour later, it's peppery goodness.

Supremely similar to Mon Excusif but stronger on the lavender. It is less tenacious than ME and has an airy-er feel. Great bottle and price.

Freudian wood? Freud and wood in the same sentence? i'm so confused, so torn. then, there's also milk. shouldn't be Oedipal wood? help!

Very nice cologne .. fresh, citrusy .. maybe a bit feminine but definitely well composed.

What once was a unique character has been finally drowned in a painful mainstream tragedy. What a pity, Zoologist, what a pity indeed.