Popular Statements - 2017

Ugh. Fuck me sideways. Nope.
The 'bros' are gonna lap it up like it's water from the holy grail. The new aventus panty dropper? Sigh...

My puny lavender
My well hidden jasmine
My synthetic vanillin
My nauseating ethyl maltol
My parody of luxury
In two words... Mon Guerlain.

Rather good for yet another wannabe rose-oud. Slightly fruity, subtle cumin and lovely ambratic drydown. More refined than most iterations.

2 years BEFORE ADG, and better than ADG. Anyone else?

Takes time to fall in love with the most incredible chypre ever made,but when you do is forever. Natural oakmoss comes with a price though..

Very rich vanilla scent that lasts all day perfectly!For me it smells like Cuir Belugaand Aura Sublime(without citrus)Worth trying it!!

Retro chypre on its halfway to decay with dirty animal waves and sour gasoline rose. Just a bad odor with no excuses.

Sauvage gives me a headache. This doesn't. That's why I'm down with LRC - it's smoother, with less pepper and more lavender. Juuuust right.

Breathtaking amber,amazing aromatic dry lavender and coriander,i like to imagine the three kings in the Bible bringing gifts,there it is!

What's with all this 'let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya and take whatever sweet stuff we find,mix it with a citrus opening and let out'

Acqua di Gio is one of my all time favourites, and this clone is very good, citrus, fresh, light, clean, and crisp, best for warmer seasons

Imagine that archangel Gabriel got together with Tinkerbell and the result of their magical love was a perfume. That's Sideris. Otherwordly.

6 backup bottles and counting...I go through this stuff like water. Better, cheaper and more masculine than Le Male. I just LOVE.THIS.SMELL!

Release the genie in the wrong moment and it can be dreadful. But, right moment and Angel is a great dirty chocolate patch, sugarless, raw.

Warm slightly spiced supple leather. Shockingly good compared to most releases.

Original edt; the oriental to end all orientals. Mysterious, hallucinogenic, erotic; resinous spices, carnations, lust. Flowers of fire.

If the French Patisserie would have a named fragrance that would be Mon Exclusif.Mouth watering scent,elegant,Guerlain from head to toes.

The lavender and tonka is nice, but it has a weird, almost sour-ish opening that could turn people off. 1 hour later, it's peppery goodness.

What once was a unique character has been finally drowned in a painful mainstream tragedy. What a pity, Zoologist, what a pity indeed.

A crisp, green bar of soap that makes me feel freshly-showered clean and universally appealing.

40yrs old smell of stale cigarettes smoke and ash "infused" in thick velvet curtains and sofas in a room with windows that never opened. ❤❤❤

Karagueuzoglou, Flipo and Ropion need to pay their bills too.
This may explain why such great perfumers have created such a vile thing.

Quintessentialy 80's; dark, goth, plummy tuberose, dressed in lamé, incense burning in the corner, smoking menthol cigarettes. Total diva/o.

If mathematic is not an opinion, the equation (Cuir Vetiver by Ives Roches + Encrè Noir by Lalique) = Wild Forest by Armand Basi is correct!

Holy Grail of smoky and incensy perfumes. Masculine, mysterious and astonishingly wearable at the same time. On of my all time favourites.