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A vision of hell:
Sauvage in autumn
1 Million in winter
Boss Bottled in spring
Allure Homme Sport in summer.
Well, I think I'm going to puke.+12
Bottle 8.0
Sillage 7.0
Longevity 7.0
Scent 1.0
Ugh. Fuck me sideways. Nope.
The 'bros' are gonna lap it up like it's water from the holy grail. The new aventus panty dropper? Sigh...+11
My puny lavender
My well hidden jasmine
My synthetic vanillin
My nauseating ethyl maltol
My parody of luxury
In two words... Mon Guerlain.+9
Bottle 8.0
Sillage 6.0
Longevity 7.0
Scent 2.5
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Rather good for yet another wannabe rose-oud. Slightly fruity, subtle cumin and lovely ambratic drydown. More refined than most iterations.+9
nice & pleasant & loveable & well blended & alluring & overpriced & overstated & overrated & overcloned+9
Bottle 9.0
Sillage 7.0
Longevity 8.0
Scent 8.0
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Boy Boy - Chanel   OPomone 3 years ago
Olivier Polge made a powdery version of "Brut".
Why the hell should I pay €320 for this, when Brut can be found for < €15?+8
Bottle 7.0
Sillage 2.0
Longevity 3.0
Scent 7.0
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When I want to feel like the alpha male in the room. Begins fruity and ends smokey and woodsy. Lumberjack boss.+8
Bottle 7.0
Sillage 10.0
Longevity 10.0
Scent 8.0
Starts with a feral bite, ends with a powdery kiss.
That is, spicy lavender morphs into gentle iris.
I just wish the journey lasted longer.+8
Bottle 8.0
Sillage 3.0
Longevity 5.0
Scent 8.5
Bad Bad - Diesel   OPomone 2 years ago
No surprises here.
As its name implies, this fragrance is just
Brutally, Awfully, Desperately
BAD.+8
Bottle 7.0
Sillage 5.0
Longevity 5.0
Scent 1.0
Oudh Infini Oudh Infini - Dusita   elin 22 months ago
Retro chypre on its halfway to decay with dirty animal waves and sour gasoline rose. Just a bad odor with no excuses.+8
Scent 0.0
Woody, resinous, sophisticated, smoothly-blended masterpiece. This is unique, rich, and mysterious. Scented gold in a bottle.+8
Bottle 8.0
Sillage 9.0
Longevity 10.0
Scent 10.0
Rich honey opening. Decadent and luxurious through the ambery dry down. Leans feminine.+7
Bottle 8.0
Sillage 8.0
Longevity 8.0
Scent 9.0
Beyond usual codes?
No way!
It's that same fruity-floral mess you've already smelled tons of times, in the ugliest bottle of Kenzo's history.+7
Bottle 4.0
Sillage 5.0
Longevity 6.0
Scent 2.0
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The sweetest, creamy, and powdery tobacco you ever had. A bit peppery, spicy in the beginning, honey like, with warm iris and vanilla blend.+7
Bottle 8.0
Sillage 8.0
Longevity 8.0
Scent 9.0
Once again, the pastry cook Thierry Wasser took Guerlinade for a cake recipe.
He has baked an orange & praline pudding this time. Cloying!+7
Bottle 7.5
Sillage 5.0
Longevity 7.5
Scent 3.0
Modernized semi-gourmand flanker that retains the best parts of the classic DNA.+7
Bottle 7.5
Sillage 5.0
Longevity 7.5
Scent 8.5
Proof that packaging matters: gorgeous, bombshell fragrance is cursed with a drab, frumpy bottle and ends up swiftly discontinued.+7
Sillage 10.0
Longevity 10.0
Scent 8.0
What's with all this 'let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya and take whatever sweet stuff we find,mix it with a citrus opening and let out'+7
Bottle 8.0
Sillage 7.0
Longevity 8.0
Scent 6.0
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Someone has been burning perfumed love letters in the courtyard of a grand old riad. Beautifully melancholy.+7
If you married a woman of taste, don't give her La Vie est Belle on her birthday or she might file for divorce.+7
Bottle 2.5
Sillage 10.0
Longevity 10.0
Scent 0.0
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Crisp bitter greens, cut plant stems & gentle florals over a darker earthier green base. Always works for me whatever the season / occasion.+6
Bottle 7.0
Sillage 7.0
Longevity 8.0
Scent 9.0
Breathtaking amber,amazing aromatic dry lavender and coriander,i like to imagine the three kings in the Bible bringing gifts,there it is!+6
Bottle 8.0
Sillage 8.0
Longevity 9.0
Scent 10.0
Original edt; the oriental to end all orientals. Mysterious, hallucinogenic, erotic; resinous spices, carnations, lust. Flowers of fire.+6
Bottle 10.0
Sillage 10.0
Longevity 10.0
Scent 10.0
opening was 'promising'. then all fell apart when the nuclear combo of cypriol/patch took over. half hour later i was gulping 2 ibuprofens.+6
Astonishing as the Leaning Tower of Pisa the scent is an oriental blend of aniseed, clove & coffee, and a tail of creamy tonka and vanilla!+6
Bottle 8.0
Scent 8.0
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