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Ugh. Fuck me sideways. Nope.
The 'bros' are gonna lap it up like it's water from the holy grail. The new aventus panty dropper? Sigh...+14
Nice & pleasant & lovable & well blended & alluring & overpriced & overrated & over cloned!
I wonder about the over cloning real damage?+14
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A vision of hell:
Sauvage in autumn
1 Million in winter
Boss Bottled in spring
Allure Homme Sport in summer.
Well, I think I'm going to puke.+13
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Rather good for yet another wannabe rose-oud. Slightly fruity, subtle cumin and lovely ambratic drydown. More refined than most iterations.+10
My puny lavender
My well hidden jasmine
My synthetic vanillin
My nauseating ethyl maltol
My parody of luxury
In two words... Mon Guerlain.+9
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When I want to feel like the alpha male in the room. Begins fruity and ends smokey and woodsy. Lumberjack boss.+9
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Starts with a feral bite, ends with a powdery kiss.
That is, spicy lavender morphs into gentle iris.
I just wish the journey lasted longer.+9
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Gorgeous dark fragrance! It contains the best smelling Orris note ever. It has been appointed as my perfume CSO (Chief Smelling Officer).+9
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Bad Bad - Diesel   OPomone 3 years ago
No surprises here.
As its name implies, this fragrance is just
Brutally, Awfully, Desperately
BAD.+9
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Oudh Infini Oudh Infini - Dusita   elin 2 years ago
Retro chypre on its halfway to decay with dirty animal waves and sour gasoline rose. Just a bad odor with no excuses.+9
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Sweeter, darker, and better than expected!
Exudes manliness!
It's an alluring champion!
Use on special days (every day is a special day).+9
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Nice bodywork and finishes but an "engine" below expectations and fake leather seats. You can buy a better car with the same money amount.+8
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Boy Boy - Chanel   OPomone 3 years ago
Olivier Polge made a powdery version of "Brut".
Why the hell should I pay €320 for this, when Brut can be found for < €15?+8
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Breathtaking amber,amazing aromatic dry lavender and coriander,i like to imagine the three kings in the Bible bringing gifts,there it is!+8
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Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the joke of the year. Unfortunately, the joke is on us and on Jean Patou, the creator of JOY. The one.+8
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What's with all this 'let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya and take whatever sweet stuff we find,mix it with a citrus opening and let out'+8
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Someone has been burning perfumed love letters in the courtyard of a grand old riad. Beautifully melancholy.+8
If Franck Oliver designed Oud Touch out of sheer luck, he must be a very lucky person. It's a magnific look alike of Dior Oud Ispahan.+8
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Like carrying around a burning stick of the most magnificent incense. Stunning.+8
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Woody, resinous, sophisticated, smoothly-blended masterpiece. This is unique, rich, and mysterious. Scented gold in a bottle.+8
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Great sporty flanker for Encre Noir. It transmits a strong original vibe with enough freshiness for a summer fragrance. Lorson at her best.+7
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Rich honey opening. Decadent and luxurious through the ambery dry down. Leans feminine.+7
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Beyond usual codes?
No way!
It's that same fruity-floral mess you've already smelled tons of times, in the ugliest bottle of Kenzo's history.+7
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The sweetest, creamy, and powdery tobacco you ever had. A bit peppery, spicy in the beginning, honey like, with warm iris and vanilla blend.+7
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Original edt; the oriental to end all orientals. Mysterious, hallucinogenic, erotic; resinous spices, carnations, lust. Flowers of fire.+7
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