Ugh. Fuck me sideways. Nope.
The 'bros' are gonna lap it up like it's water from the holy grail. The new aventus panty dropper? Sigh...+14

Nice & pleasant & lovable & well blended & alluring & overpriced & overrated & over cloned!
I wonder about the over cloning real damage?+13

A vision of hell:
Sauvage in autumn
1 Million in winter
Boss Bottled in spring
Allure Homme Sport in summer.
Well, I think I'm going to puke.+12

Rather good for yet another wannabe rose-oud. Slightly fruity, subtle cumin and lovely ambratic drydown. More refined than most iterations.+10

My puny lavender
My well hidden jasmine
My synthetic vanillin
My nauseating ethyl maltol
My parody of luxury
In two words... Mon Guerlain.+9

When I want to feel like the alpha male in the room. Begins fruity and ends smokey and woodsy. Lumberjack boss.+9

Retro chypre on its halfway to decay with dirty animal waves and sour gasoline rose. Just a bad odor with no excuses.+9

Olivier Polge made a powdery version of "Brut".
Why the hell should I pay €320 for this, when Brut can be found for < €15?+8

What's with all this 'let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya and take whatever sweet stuff we find,mix it with a citrus opening and let out'+8

Starts with a feral bite, ends with a powdery kiss.
That is, spicy lavender morphs into gentle iris.
I just wish the journey lasted longer.+8

No surprises here.
As its name implies, this fragrance is just
Brutally, Awfully, Desperately
BAD.+8

Like carrying around a burning stick of the most magnificent incense. Stunning.+8

Woody, resinous, sophisticated, smoothly-blended masterpiece. This is unique, rich, and mysterious. Scented gold in a bottle.+8

Rich honey opening. Decadent and luxurious through the ambery dry down. Leans feminine.+7

Beyond usual codes?
No way!
It's that same fruity-floral mess you've already smelled tons of times, in the ugliest bottle of Kenzo's history.+7

Nice bodywork and finishes but an "engine" below expectations and fake leather seats. You can buy a better car with the same money amount.+7

Breathtaking amber,amazing aromatic dry lavender and coriander,i like to imagine the three kings in the Bible bringing gifts,there it is!+7

The sweetest, creamy, and powdery tobacco you ever had. A bit peppery, spicy in the beginning, honey like, with warm iris and vanilla blend.+7

Original edt; the oriental to end all orientals. Mysterious, hallucinogenic, erotic; resinous spices, carnations, lust. Flowers of fire.+7

Once again, the pastry cook Thierry Wasser took Guerlinade for a cake recipe.
He has baked an orange & praline pudding this time. Cloying!+7

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the joke of the year. Unfortunately, the joke is on us and on Jean Patou, the creator of JOY. The one.+7

Modernized semi-gourmand flanker that retains the best parts of the classic DNA.+7

Proof that packaging matters: gorgeous, bombshell fragrance is cursed with a drab, frumpy bottle and ends up swiftly discontinued.+7

Plastic-leather and powder. Lots of Fuck but few Fabulous. Oddly my girlfriend liked it.+7

Someone has been burning perfumed love letters in the courtyard of a grand old riad. Beautifully melancholy.+7