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A vision of hell:
Sauvage in autumn
1 Million in winter
Boss Bottled in spring
Allure Homme Sport in summer.
Well, I think I'm going to puke.

Ugh. Fuck me sideways. Nope.
The 'bros' are gonna lap it up like it's water from the holy grail. The new aventus panty dropper? Sigh...

Nice & pleasant & lovable & well blended & alluring & overpriced & overrated & over cloned!
I wonder about the over cloning real damage?

My puny lavender
My well hidden jasmine
My synthetic vanillin
My nauseating ethyl maltol
My parody of luxury
In two words... Mon Guerlain.

Sweeter, darker, and better than expected!
Exudes manliness!
It's an alluring champion!
Use on special days (every day is a special day).

Use your Levi's jeans, your smooth leather jacket and suede shoes, and ride your vintage Harley. Don't forget to spray with Le Mâle Essence.

Olivier Polge made a powdery version of "Brut".
Why the hell should I pay €320 for this, when Brut can be found for < €15?

A very gentlemen fragrance, distinct, classy and almost unique.. almost because Lalique Lion and Creed's Bois du Portugal are quite similar.

Rather good for yet another wannabe rose-oud. Slightly fruity, subtle cumin and lovely ambratic drydown. More refined than most iterations.

2 years BEFORE ADG, and better than ADG. Anyone else?

opening was 'promising'. then all fell apart when the nuclear combo of cypriol/patch took over. half hour later i was gulping 2 ibuprofens.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the joke of the year. Unfortunately, the joke is on us and on Jean Patou, the creator of JOY. The one.

When I want to feel like the alpha male in the room. Begins fruity and ends smokey and woodsy. Lumberjack boss.

If Franck Oliver designed oudTouch out of sheer luck, he must be a very lucky person. It's a magnific alternative to Dior Oud Ispahan.

Starts with a feral bite, ends with a powdery kiss.
That is, spicy lavender morphs into gentle iris.
I just wish the journey lasted longer.

Gorgeous dark fragrance! It contains the best smelling Orris note ever. It has been appointed as my perfume CSO (Chief Smelling Officer).

Forget the sad EdT Concentrée.
This new EdP is brighter, more roguish and melodious.
Somewhat as if Chanel had moved from Salieri to Mozart.

No surprises here.
As its name implies, this fragrance is just
Brutally, Awfully, Desperately
BAD.

Retro chypre on its halfway to decay with dirty animal waves and sour gasoline rose. Just a bad odor with no excuses.

If you married a woman of taste, don't give her La Vie est Belle on her birthday or she might file for divorce.

Breathtaking amber,amazing aromatic dry lavender and coriander,i like to imagine the three kings in the Bible bringing gifts,there it is!

Once again, the pastry cook Thierry Wasser took Guerlinade for a cake recipe.
He has baked an orange & praline pudding this time. Cloying!

Coco is an oriental delight and one of the most alluring scents used by my wife. It's better and less expensive than a marriage counselor.

Yes to Cinnamon & Coffee, a bit of Patchouli and no Tobacco or Sandalwood. A nice Zara edition aiming the spice lovers but I expected more.

Plastic-leather and powder. Lots of Fuck but few Fabulous. Oddly my girlfriend liked it.