Grapefruit juice, a little bit sweet, and dry, noon-bright cedarwood; the dryness comes out ahead. Coastal and grown-up.

Not quite fizzy, but has a white-noise rush that makes the synthetic lemonlime interesting. Slightly sweet. Like a memory of being splashed.

Brisk, potent dark cypress w/ musk below. Don't get bamboo. Lasts, like most evergreen scents don't. Def cypress, not pine, fir, or cedar.

Light cool slightly marine green from a borderland between sophisticated/geometric/unisex & stereotypical English floral. Cheap & beautiful.

Marketed as bergamot, aquatic notes, & moss. Fact check: true! Is EXACTLY that fbow. Any more literal & they would’ve said “bottle” too.