Chimidoro

Surprisingly similar to "HARD CANDY", which is also (un)surprisingly dirt-cheap. This amps up the (effervescent, candied) oranges, though.

Coconut scented sun-lotion from the 1980s.

In the store I was blown away by the frangipani; in reality I am blown away by the similarity to AVON'S FAR AWAY.
Ouch... What went wrong?