Kieran

Kieran

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Kieran 4 years ago 10 5
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Bottle
7
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7
Longevity
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Bet on the wrong horse?
Oh Percival, you were the horse I bet on. After your siblings Layton and Pegasus had convinced me from the start to the finish and you showed similarities to my beloved, loyal companion Kiton Men, you were the chosen one. You should run away from the others race after race. To become my signature, my poster horse

You don't get the best start in the first race, your bergamot-tandarine-combination could have been the decisive advantage, but you messed up the balance a bit. But you are still in the lead. Sometimes the bergamot comes out, sometimes the mandarin, a balance between the two seems impossible. Then you stride past the grandstand at a gallop. A resounding applause accompanies you. The audience wants you to make the botched start again, curious what is still to come.

But you seem to be dreaming of a rosary. Instead of concentrating on the race, you're getting more flowery. It's the rose-lavender mix that's making you look good. In the foreground is the somewhat sweet looking rose geranium. You will lose some places because of this mix. Stunned, the tribune watches your less rosy chances of winning. After all, you are not linear, because otherwise you would not have made the turn.

When you get to the finish line, you step on the gas again. Getting spicy. You're peppered in the butt. Add some softwood to keep you going. The crowd is on fire as you reclaim space after space. No one can keep their seats under this kind of tension
But it is no longer enough for victory.
You're going to the finish line in the upper midfield.

Hopefully for the big success, I have used you in many races, but it has never been enough for best performances.
I couldn't help but notice the track is not for you, you're a solid desk jockey. There you don't stand out very much, you're still in the upper midfield and you'll make it through the workday.

However, our paths will part after the generous bottling, because I never really got warm with you.

I guess my expectations were too high.
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Kieran 4 years ago 41 7
8
Bottle
6
Sillage
7
Longevity
9.5
Scent
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Bohemian lime body
Is this the real lime, is this just synthesis
Caught in an australian landslide, an escape from reality
Open your nose, put it up to the sky and feel
I'm just a fresh frag, I need no longevity
"Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low"
Any way the wind blows does sillage really matter to me, to me

Mama, just smelled a frag
Put the sprayer against my arm, pulled the trigger, now it's wet
Mama, course has just begun
But now I'm hooked and buy it right away

Bohemian Lime an ode to Byron Bay.
A place where party people who celebrate graduation, hippies who stop here for a break and surfers who find paradisiacal waves here.
A place where the rainforest extends to the beach.
This fragrance unites all of this.
He's as sprightly as the party crowd,
it conveys the serenity of the surfers
and is as concerned with naturalness as the hippies

It's like closing your eyes in Byron Bay, briefly escaping reality. Frolicking in the middle of the crowd. Approving a refreshing homemade lemonade lemonade. A lemonade that has so little sugar that it shouldn't even be called lemonade. With the fresh, unsprayed lemons in the foreground. We enjoy this refreshing lemonade as a break from dancing, because the waves are just levelling off, or as a reward for the sweaty help on the self-catering farm. We enjoy the sea breeze, feel the rain forest.

3 hours later the sparkling soda doesn't bubble up anymore and our way leads deeper and deeper into the rainforest. The undergrowth looks more and more like a thicket. Dew drops are lying on the big leaves. Sea breezes continue to blow past us. After another 2 hours we don't feel the sea blowing anymore. For another hour we are still wandering deep in the rainforest. Does the way back matter, if we like it where we are? Only to be confronted with reality again.

The reality is also that the Sillage goes down at the party, is perceptible on half a surfboard length and doesn't bother anyone on a trip to find yourself.

Bohemian Lime a fragrance that mixes the classic with the modern, creating something great. Just like Bohemian Rhapsody does.
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Kieran 4 years ago 14 2
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Bottle
5
Sillage
5
Longevity
8.5
Scent
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Personality disorder - How different am I?
Kieran: Welcome to Kieran at noon.

Speaker: Our guests today are Justin and Jason. The two friends are fighting over Justin's girlfriend, Sedley. Jason is of the opinion that Sedley has a personality disorder and that we should talk to her. Justin doesn't see it that way.

K: Hello, you two.

Justin: Hi. Whoa, Jason, you nerd. I swear you're just jealous I'm the Sedley's boyfriend

Jason: Whoa, Justin get over it, yo. I don't want nothing from the Sedley, but it's got a batch problem

Ju: What batch problem? I'll ask you one right away

K: Guys, take it easy. Jason, what do you mean, batch problem?

Yes: Sometimes it has a blatant Sillatsche and durability, sometimes not at all. Her resolution for 2020 was that she is only crass, but she didn't stick to it at all.

Ju: Brudi, you're right. It's really annoying that she's not always crass. But I swear I love her. She's so nice and minty - citric - fresh, when she comes into the room. Then she gets a bit flowery - showery but not normal showery like others, but special, you know, through the mint

Yes: What is wrong with your language? Are you Goethe now, or what? You only know mint from Shishabar

Ju: And when you give it 2 hours with this, it becomes woody - fresh, through this Ambroxanax, or something

Yeah. Hey, Justin, the only thing that's woody is your head. You're not fresh anymore. At the moment it's barely noticeable and after 2 to 3 hours completely disappeared, despite intent. And your ex, the Viking, is also this minty fresh, what is different about the Sedley?

Ju: Ey Jason, do you remember the angler friend things we used to throw in so our parents wouldn't smell that we stink of smoke? The ones that burned so hard that we could only hold them in our cheeks?

K: Advertising is not allowed here.

Speaker: And so it goes on right after the commercial: Will the two friends still agree? Were the things too strong or the two just too weak?

*Commercial jingles that you won't get out of your head all day long*

Yeah: Yeah, swear we were so weak then

Ju: They were like Viking. The Sedley is more so pleasantly minzich all the time.

Yes: But the durability of it could always be as long as the anglers felt it took to dissolve in their cheeks.

Ju: Hate right. But brudi, not only does the Sedley look hot in her piercing blue dress, she's more on the serious side. For her I put on a real pair of pants. So the Sillatsche doesn't have to be mega gross, but already more gross than now, which is quite common

K: Justin, if the shower gel vibe doesn't bother you and you think the influence of mint is special enough, why don't you talk to the Sedley about its sillage and durability? If the discontinuity of her personality is the only thing that bothers you about her?

Ju: Disco - what? But yes, I should talk to her about it, would be nice if she was always crass

Yeah, I'm glad you see that, diggi.

K: Justin, Jason. Thanks for coming by. See you next time at Kieran's at noon.
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Kieran 4 years ago 12 2
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Bottle
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6
Longevity
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You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
Every time I apply this scent and smell it, I have the song Iris from the Goo Goo Dolls in my head. This is not only because of the name match, but also because of the lyrics and the mood the song conveys.

Lyrics like "And I'd give up forever to touch you" or "You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be" wonderfully reflect the unapproachable elegance that the fragrance radiates, as well as a feeling of security "When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am A place of refuge on one's own skin.

The fragrance always remains in balance. He is an adult, but not old-fashioned, but experienced. It is dry, yet sparkling enough not to be boring. It is floral and powdery, yet woody at the same time. Equally wearable by all sexes.

"And all I can taste is this moment, And all I can breathe is your life" can be perfectly transferred to the durability and sillage of "Tears of Iris". Unfortunately, the place of refuge does not linger long on one's own skin and can only be perceived in the immediate vicinity. The time with the fragrance flies by as if it was only a moment, but there is so much in this moment, as if "Tears of Iris" had breathed its whole life into it.

Gucci calls for the fragrance to be layered with fragrance oils and Acque Profumate from The Alchemist's Garden series, making the place of refuge your home. But, I don't want to do that, I would like to spend more time just with "Tears of Iris" "And I don't want to go home right now".
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Kieran 4 years ago 14 10
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Bottle
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Sillage
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Longevity
9.5
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Eau de medical gardener?
What is this cut grass supposed to be? Do I have to worry as an allergy sufferer and why is everyone here talking about leather, although none is listed?

Okay, that the scent is citric, you can easily tell from the scents. But what is it about this Calabria? Calabria is the region in the toe of the Italian boot. But is it not enough to say that it is Italian citrus fruit? When you cook spaghetti together with good friends after contact restrictions, do you put Italian hard cheese or Parmigiano-Reggiano on the table? Because just like Parmesan, Calabrian bergamot oil has a protected designation of origin. 90% of the world's bergamot oil production comes from Calabria and Calabria is the only region in the world where the Diamond Lemon Lemon is cultivated. You cannot cut a glass with this lemon, but it is named after the city.

Now if you have a headache from all the facts, I recommend that you slice a lemon (or lime) freshly open, drizzle a splash of the juice into your mouth and drink an espresso with it.

Okay, but do the Calabrian citrus fruits make the scent special and doesn't the scent vanish very quickly? The citrus fruits alone do not make the scent special, but they do contribute to it, because the citric should not smell like toilet cleaner even to the layman. Moreover, the citric lasts longer than average, carried by the Peru balsam.
Achja the Peru balsam. the reason why the fragrance has an absolutely sympathetic aura for me, because it smells "medical" to me. Medicinal sounds for you perhaps first of all funny, you probably think of the smell of disinfectant, I associate with it rather the clean, fresh aura which medical practices and doctors radiate and with it differently cleanly freshly than an amber note.
In addition, the scent of cut grass, which I can also smell as an allergy sufferer, grounds the scent and therefore the scent has no hint of the unapproachable God in white. The cut grass in combination with the Peru balsam makes the scent something special. Because it is scents that are used less often and yet are perceived positively. The citric, which otherwise always leaves me very quickly, resonates with me, with a shelf life of more than 8 hours, of course at the beginning more than in the later course.

Okay, I don't notice any leather, thank God. But (white) musk, which is indicated on the product page of Louis Vuitton and additionally provides a feeling of freshness. Leather would make it look less fresh, which is why I fortunately say.

All in all, I find that the fragrance reflects the image of a retired doctor who grows citrus fruits in Calabria. For me, the fragrance is a fresh and unique scent
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