MrFumejunkie
MrFumejunkie

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Users MrFumejunkie The skanky masque montecristo - 9 hours ago

MrFumejunkie
Registered since 31.03.2014 - active 9 hours ago
40 Statements
1412 Awards for Photos
3 perfumes added
1 perfume revised

Latest Statements

Freudian wood? Freud and wood in the same sentence? i'm so confused, so torn. then, there's also milk. shouldn't be Oedipal wood? help!+3
Imagine that archangel Gabriel got together with Tinkerbell and the result of their magical love was a perfume. That's Sideris. Otherwordly.+6
Bottle 10.0
Sillage 10.0
Longevity 10.0
Scent 10.0
MEM MEM - Bogue   MrFumejunkie 5 days ago
Lavender jam overdose. Topped up with lavender marmalade. Civet shows up but too late. By that time, I've already injected for diabetes.+4
40yrs old smell of stale cigarettes smoke and ash "infused" in thick velvet curtains and sofas in a room with windows that never opened. ❤❤❤+5
Bottle 10.0
Sillage 10.0
Longevity 10.0
Scent 10.0
I much prefer the smell of post coital sex multiplied by a Roman orgy to absolu pour le soir' s pissy stinker. golden showers much?? pass..+4
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wearing norne feels like walking through a deep dark forest and being tightly hugged by a grizzly bear with anger management issues. At once+2
Bottle 10.0
Scent 10.0
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The barbarians invasion, Mayfair suited and booted Savile Row style, the smart gentleman's choice. My IQ goes up 20 points when i wear this.+7
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you don't wear interlude. interlude wears you. the beast called 'the master choker'. you feel suicidal? wear it in august in a 35c heat.+3
Bottle 10.0
Sillage 10.0
Longevity 10.0
Scent 10.0
Ugh. Fuck me sideways. Nope.
The 'bros' are gonna lap it up like it's water from the holy grail. The new aventus panty dropper? Sigh...+6

Album

  • A study in black
    A study in black
    3 Comments
  • 1 Comment
  • Mmmmmm.... ELDOOOOOOO.... (Homer's voice)
    Mmmmmm.... ELDOOOOOOO.....
  • an ode to leather.
    an ode to leather.

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NugegeoNugegeo 10 hours ago
Had to change that now. Because you're such a filthbag. ;-)
NugegeoNugegeo 15 hours ago
*rolls eyes*

Mature, real mature!

(pssst...eau yes? *that's what she said* X-D)
NugegeoNugegeo 16 hours ago
Why thanky MFJ that's most kind of you. But I have a wariness about trying things I know I can't possibly ever get. What if it was love? Then I'd be in trouble...It'd only lead to sleepless nights and tears.
NugegeoNugegeo 3 days ago
I threatened his fam...I mean, I made him an offer he couldn't refuse. X-D
NugegeoNugegeo 3 days ago
Yeah yeah, I got vintage vety on eBay for a very noice price. It's pure joy. Could be my fave vet. It's so sad she died so young. Recently picked up a vintage vanilla for the bey also, as she is partial to a bitta vanilla. It's got an extra smokey dimension that the current stuff doesn't have. Also love the champagne coil lid thing of the older bottles.

I had a love/ hate relationship with Jeke, and then last week decided it was actually love (it's always bloody love, isn't it?), went to buy a bottle...discontinued. Devo, FML, kill me now etc.
NugegeoNugegeo 3 days ago
I got Encens Chypre and Thebes 2B. And a lil envelope with samples of 8 others. And Sova which is a foookin masterpiece!
Please excuse me work colleagues...I'm going into the bathroom with my new package, and I may be some time.
NugegeoNugegeo 3 days ago
I thought they were for millionaire yacht owners only. Guess I better buy myself an inflatable dinghy. G's moving up in the world! ;-D
NugegeoNugegeo 3 days ago
My sotd is vintage MdiO Vetyver. Though I just got a sexy delivery of three different fragrances, and poor Mona may be ousted to test the newbies. I've already got a smally spray of something on my hand and it's giving her a hard time. Do Basenotes really chop things up by gender? But what about the lady bros?
NugegeoNugegeo 3 days ago
Got your samples packed innit, gonna post later today. And sniff sniff, don't we smell nice today.
NugegeoNugegeo 7 days ago
Small collection!!!!!!! Small collection??! Mine?? Me?!

Ahem... *that's (also) what she said*

Hahahahahaha X-D