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Users MrFumejunkie My fave hot & cold iris - Feu Secret - 17 hours ago

Registered since 31.03.2014 - active 9 hours ago
56 Statements
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3 perfumes added
1 perfume revised

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opening was 'promising'. then all fell apart when the nuclear combo of cypriol/patch took over. half hour later i was gulping 2 ibuprofens.+6
Freudian wood? Freud and wood in the same sentence? i'm so confused, so torn. then, there's also milk. shouldn't be Oedipal wood? help!+4
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Imagine that archangel Gabriel got together with Tinkerbell and the result of their magical love was a perfume. That's Sideris. Otherwordly.+6
Bottle 10.0
Sillage 10.0
Longevity 10.0
Scent 10.0
MEM MEM - Bogue   MrFumejunkie 8 months ago
Lavender jam overdose. Topped up with lavender marmalade. Civet shows up but too late. By that time, I've already injected for diabetes.+5
40yrs old smell of stale cigarettes smoke and ash "infused" in thick velvet curtains and sofas in a room with windows that never opened. ❤❤❤+5
Bottle 10.0
Sillage 10.0
Longevity 10.0
Scent 10.0
I much prefer the smell of post coital sex multiplied by a Roman orgy to absolu pour le soir' s pissy stinker. golden showers much?? pass..+5
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wearing norne feels like walking through a deep dark forest & being tightly hugged by a grizzly bear with anger management issues. At once.+3
Bottle 10.0
Scent 10.0
The barbarians invasion, Mayfair suited and booted Savile Row style, the smart gentleman's choice. My IQ goes up 20 points when i wear this.+7
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you don't wear interlude. interlude wears you. the beast called 'the master choker'. you feel suicidal? wear it in august in a 35c heat.+4
Bottle 10.0
Sillage 10.0
Longevity 10.0
Scent 10.0
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Ugh. Fuck me sideways. Nope.
The 'bros' are gonna lap it up like it's water from the holy grail. The new aventus panty dropper? Sigh...+11


  • A study in black
    A study in black
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  • Mmmmmm.... ELDOOOOOOO.... (Homer's voice)
    Mmmmmm.... ELDOOOOOOO.....
  • an ode to leather.
    an ode to leather.
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EstherHebeEstherHebe 6 days ago
Thank you...for your nice comment...:))
008Pauline008Pauline 14 days ago
Thanks for your nice comment. best regards, Sabine
008Pauline008Pauline 27 days ago
I can well imagine :))
"Good job"
Best regards
AnessaAnessa 11 months ago
Thank you for your reply, MrFumeJ, it is indeed a very good match, the devil on your picture definitely looks a lot happier tugging at his beard, than when I met him back then in Lübeck ;-)
IriniIrini 12 months ago
Thanks a million, thanks a lot:-)))
MrFumejunkieMrFumejunkie 4 years ago
thank you, appreciate the welcome.
ApiciusApicius 4 years ago
Hello Mr Fumejunkie, welcome to Parfumo! I wish you a lot of fun here!