„As Good As It Gets!!! (For Oud Lovers ONLY)”
I am rarely moved enough by a perfume to write a review about it. Extreme Oud by Kilian is one of those rare fragrances that makes me believe, even if it's only for a while, that my quest for that "one" perfect scent is finally over! Although...
I know many will disagree with my views, but here it goes: I own over 80 genuine niche perfumes that have cost me thousands of $$$. I'm not stating this to brag... it's more like a confession and admission of guilt in an AA meeting: "My name is Steven and I'm a perfumaholic!" Even...
My 2 cents are worth $37 and change.
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