Pleasant fresh but offbeat grapefruit served with a side of tire showroom to make you take it seriously. Bulgari Black's summer cousin.

A very stripped-down version of Youth-Dew (which is also unisex). I prefer the additional spice variety in YD, which is also cheap on eBay.

Wish I got sundried linens. Instead, I am bludgeoned with a huge old-fashioned bouquet. What have I done to deserve this?

Heavy, sticky sweet. Stomach-turning in its density. The note list looks great, but it somehow doesn't work for me.

Settles down after 3/4 hour to a standard aquatic with hints of fennel and white glue paste. Not what I would've imagined or requested.