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SmellsFargo 29 days ago 1
9
Scent
8
Longevity
8
Sillage
8
Bottle

Melconcholic joy
You're thrice divorced, currently in the middle of a loveless 4th with a mail in bride who has such utter contempt that she cannot even look you in the eye while she tugs your unclipped prick without being engulfed of a flame fueled by equal parts self hatred and shame.

You ask the bartender that you're in a first name basis with for another glass of whiskey, as he again mentions to you that "it's really hot in here man, you should really take off that leather jacket". Fuck that, this is shit is cool you think to yourself, holding onto the last shred of pride you have left.

The couple behind you are arguing, with the young lady screeching that she's tired of her lovers repeated infidelities. The bar is dimly lit, and you would have to squint and stare to get her age, but by the sound of her voice you can tell she was in her mid 20s. You smirk, as this is a trip down memory lane from marriage number 2. The argument ends as she dumps her drink all over the head of her Beau, with you receiving some spalshback damage, with the spirit trickling down on the rose in the front pocket of your jacket.

A prostitute puts her hand on your shoulder and caresses your 5o'clock shadow, you give a pause, you take a big sniff of the booze laden rose, and smile. You tell Quincy to put it on your tab and you make your way to the nearest dumpster for a passion filled 7 minutes.

The is The Whiskey Rose experience.

SmellsFargo 2 months ago 2
9
Scent
9
Longevity
8
Sillage
10
Bottle

Requiem for a midsummer's night dream
You wake up after a night of lucid dreaming where Rhianna doesn't turn you down and allows you to smell her farts. You remark to yourself that you never gave your bed the credit it deserves as it always takes care of you when it's time to have a chat with Mr. Sandman. After you stretch, you get up and notice neither your pet lion or US senator are in neither of their beds, so you go to walk outside and suffer a slight cut in your palm; you forgot to tell your slave to replace the missing diamond in your doorknob, so that's an extra beheading you have to look after.

You're annoyed as hell already and you've only been up 10 minutes, only to discover one of the members of your harem has the audacity to be menstruating; welp, another beheading you think to yourself. And to top that off, your wife asks you to give her some cunnilingus for her birthday, and you tearfully remind her that eating pussy is Haram, as you say your goodbyes as she pleads not to be sent to the gulags, you tell her what must be done will be done. As your life is falling into shambles, You open the patio doors and gaze upon the beauty of the seemingly endless amount of poppy seeds being harvested by your imported contractors *cough slaves cough*, and think you know what, times aren't so tough.

You later find yourself unwinding by sipping on a 300 year old congac crafted by the descendants of Blackbeard, after a long day of ordering 30 beheadings and the death of the infadels.


Turath finally wears off, and then I'm transported back to reality where I'm just living a normal existence, no stable of whores, no opulence, no fields of poppy to turn into opiates to fund my acts of terrorism; just normalcy.

SmellsFargo 7 months ago 1
8
Scent
7
Longevity
6
Sillage
8
Bottle

Almond sugar cookie
as i got this in, i tested it with a friend of mine, and we both came to the immediate conclusion: that it smells NOICE. it also doesnt smell like its note breakdown, as its actually kind of gourmandish, smelling like a freshly baked almond sugar pastry. but we differed on the intended audience, as i feel it definitely leans more femme, and she thinks it's more masculine.

speaking of the note breakdown, its not much, as its just magnolia, almond and hedione. its rich and light at the same time, its very floral and sugary as noted, its creamy and its got a surprising facet to it: its fresh too, so color me cucked. its pretty, and a little dainty.

i can see the similarities to pegasus though i think this is its own thing. this is not a room filler, but if the wind is blowing you will catch attention. longevity is good, not great, and the versatility is medium as this is definitely a daytime scent. as sweet as it is, it works well in the warm weather... damn this makes me feel pretty, not gonna lie.


so as i sit here in my Fenty boyshorts, sipping my white wine and listening to Whitney, i gotta say i enjoy this alot.


what?

SmellsFargo 9 months ago 3
9
Scent
10
Longevity
10
Sillage
8
Bottle

Real Gs move in silence like Mcgillicutty
what's in a name, really? to some, literally means nothing; while others find complete investment in the name alone. well I'm here to tell you that this is probably one of the most applicable names I've come across for any fragrance.

it's a fruity floral gourmand with a ton of different notes in it, and it's also very loud a soft spoken. have you ever heard someone trying to whisper but they're loud as fuck, so loud that it defeats the purpose and they might as well have just carried on with a regular conversation? well this fragrance does that same exact thing but in a good way.

it is so intensely sweet and floral that would enough sprays your choke your damn self out let alone those around you, but it's still manages to capture this air of softness, of tranquility. this shit is obviously subtle; an oxymoron basically is what I'm saying. some people think it means femme and I totally get why but for me it is totally unisex and anybody can pull it off.

it's a Nishane, so the projection and longevity is not in question. is it as loud as hacivat? hell no and thank goodness cuz I don't think anyone would be able to wear that and survive, BUT its plenty loud, so careful with the sprays. this is one of those bottles that you would call a tremendous value pound for pound, ounce per ounce because all you really need is four sprays Max. versatility on this is moderate, it's strong enough to survive the harshest Winters but not advise wearing this on any day that's above an 80.

an oh boy this is a tremendous base if you want to layer; later this and hacivat over each other and it is sugary green at its finest; I've layered this with Prada l'homme l'eau and its sweetness tones down a bit and the floral and peach shine more with a touch of powderiness: its tremendous really.

one of my favorites from this house, and top tier scent in general. my favorite aspect is that its a gourmand but a totally different profile than your standard coffee/cacao/cinnamon excursion.


im frolicking in the fields and feeling a 8.8/10

SmellsFargo 9 months ago 2
8.5
Scent
7
Longevity
7
Sillage
6
Bottle

Blast from the past
how do i say this without sounding... you know? well ill just come out and say it;
this smells foreign, and i love it. this fragrance is unique, lovely smelling, very complex and best of all, its cheap. i bought my 100ml bottle on fragnet for $19, and it might be the best value, lb. for .lb, $ for $ in all of fragdom.

there's alot of notes in this, and the first thing that hits you a powdery lemon blast, with slight fruity touches as fragantica says there's no plum but everyone else pretty much assured there is, so what can you do? (maybe its the black currant) its 40% lemon/40%powdery/20%fruity, with some picking up the lemon more than others.

in the mid, the lemon takes a backseat for the floral aspects, and while i wasnt able to pick out individual notes, its decidedly floral, slightly powdery, with my brother picking out the rose while my cousin (a girl) noticed the jasmine more, so take that for what it's worth. and while the lemon takes a backseat, it is still there in the background lingering like a creep at a bar who's waiting on last call but hasn't taken a single sip all night.

and then comes the chocolate. chocolate isn't necessarily one of my more favorite notes when it comes to fragrances because to me usually they're done as the main players or often times they go overboard to my nose and they often become a little too intense, here though? the chocolate comes out and is prominent in the base but the vanilla and the woods show up to the party as well, and with the floral aspect still faintly there, makes for an ecclectic finale, as this is what you get for the rest of the life of the scent.

the performance on me is pretty cool, I get 6 to 7 hours, sometimes eight if you made a particular sweet spot on the temperature where it isn't exactly cold but isnt exactly warm. projection is pretty good as I say it's not quite full arms length but it's certainly a little bit past the elbow, and sillage is very moderate. versatility is very high for me, as a fragrance is pleasant enough to wear to the office and close environments, the floral mid is great for lunch dates, if you spray it enough it'll get particularly loud and slightly bold and mysterious enough to wear to a black tie event in my opinion. the base with the chocolates of the wood one sure that is fragrance as enough heaviness that will withstand some cool days, biy dont grt too fucking crazy now.


this fragrance came out in 1997, basically 24 years ago but to me does not smell dated nor does it smell modern. if this had a little more in terms of performance power )like an extra 2 hours), you can easily smell this and think that it was a niche because it doesn't smell designer at all. I would tell you to sample this but there's no place that I've come across thats actually doing this one, but it's so damn cheap you can just buy a 50 ml or 100 ml, give it a shot and if you don't like it then fuck it, we've all foolishly blown 10 to 20 bucks before.

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