Every masculine leaning human (man, woman, non binary, automobile) needs this as it's a "seal the deal" scent

It's like the orange GLO mop detergent but wearable. I love this shit, lasts FOREVER with good sillage and projection without being annoying

This is something that I would imagine Hillary Clinton would wear. Take that as you will.

You jerk off to the movie Field of Dreams and want to smell like an old leather baseball glove? Wear this and give it two hours.

Layton's evil brother. But for the life of me I don't get the apple people swear they can pick out in this shit.