Trucklady

Where you been all my life, you sassy, earthy thing?! Spiced up patchouli that veers just that side of clean, with a slightly dirty bent.+2

A watermelon-kiwi blend dulled and blunted by wood notes. Opening and first 5 min are superb. Kind of heads nowhere after that... Sad.+1

Has a strange hold over me. Gentle, hopeful, unpretentious. Clean notes and clear intention. No blurring like the edp.+2

Timid patchouli and gentle floral pre-Michele Gucci. Entry patchouli forward scent for wallflowers.+1

Hazy bourbon vanilla peers through amber coloured glasses whilst lazing on a velvet chaise. Gaudy, but so decadently gorgeous.+2

Campari wished it smelled like this. Herbal, sweet, slightly soapy and bitter fruits. Mature take on the fruchouli trend, but executed well.

I wish it only lasted two hours. I love it, then get tired of it. Light musk with neon blue iris.+1

That this is beautiful is not debatable. The sillage and longevity, however, bring this right down. How dare such a powdery glory be flat?!?

Each time I wear it, I find new nuances. Doesn't make it more interesting, though. Perfectly inoffensive, nice and pretty.+1

Taken me years to appreciate Shalimar. It isn't too much of anything; I was just too little of everything.+3