WildGardener's Perfume Statements
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A bitter-woody and powdery-sweet aroma-doodle, not a perfume in the classic sense.
The kind of thing you’d expect from Demeter.
The kind of thing you’d expect from Demeter.

Metallic watery citrus and a stale Eau de Cologne.
It’s not very herbal, and troubling
only because it’s so poor.
Like a Chrome flanker.
It’s not very herbal, and troubling
only because it’s so poor.
Like a Chrome flanker.

A smooth-synthetic masculine, this harsh ozone and green woody musk has a saving grace; it’s dirt cheap, and it smells a bit like Good Life

While Cool Water and Eternity fM are still around
there’s no reason to go for this screechy clone
except masochism maybe…
there’s no reason to go for this screechy clone
except masochism maybe…

A dry green and woody cologne
with the tart fruitiness of What about Adam
or Lime, Basil & Mandarin.
with the tart fruitiness of What about Adam
or Lime, Basil & Mandarin.