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You want it, you want to know what's in it!
Then jezz and here, without flax and dot and coma, uh ... with a comma:
So, I took the trouble and personally talked to experts, university lecturers, sirens, seafarers, among others also to the passengers of the Black Pearl and to contemporary witnesses from back then,
they all say the same thing,
that Jehovah's Witnesses have too much free time and that they have the precious elixir with their hands (just like bees and cows do in the meadow, it doesn't matter, but these children are also called Amber (but not to be confused with the terrible Ambär!), you could also call them Honey, not Monica, to stay in the language of bees, but in this case no Honey was present in person, I swear... i did not have sexual relations with this woman ...),
so,
from the depths of the oceans, totally natural, to then fill it into bottles at full moon with the power and rotation of the earth, because only in this way, and only in this way, is the whole spectrum of the rare aromas of the dangerous Jessesmegamaria captured and released bombastically back into the environment, without our nose or psyche being damaged to any great extent ... and I say this because I have an absolutely clear conscience ... without coma, that stuff really kicks in,
i swear!
;)
So, I took the trouble and personally talked to experts, university lecturers, sirens, seafarers, among others also to the passengers of the Black Pearl and to contemporary witnesses from back then,
they all say the same thing,
that Jehovah's Witnesses have too much free time and that they have the precious elixir with their hands (just like bees and cows do in the meadow, it doesn't matter, but these children are also called Amber (but not to be confused with the terrible Ambär!), you could also call them Honey, not Monica, to stay in the language of bees, but in this case no Honey was present in person, I swear... i did not have sexual relations with this woman ...),
so,
from the depths of the oceans, totally natural, to then fill it into bottles at full moon with the power and rotation of the earth, because only in this way, and only in this way, is the whole spectrum of the rare aromas of the dangerous Jessesmegamaria captured and released bombastically back into the environment, without our nose or psyche being damaged to any great extent ... and I say this because I have an absolutely clear conscience ... without coma, that stuff really kicks in,
i swear!
;)
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One-two, testing, testing
Good day and welcome my dear fellow snoopers!
Today I would like to speak to you because unfortunately I cannot post a second statement. Of course! Therefore, dear fellow snoopers, I will present you here a small extract from my memoirs.
Here we go:
(Pause, breathe in!)
Krawehl, krawehl ...oh nonsense, wrong event, just a moment please...
So, here we go:
Fantastic fantastic fantastic!
In the jungle, a touch of pepper, exotic nuts and delicious cocoa, sweet, colorful little birds, they dance, they sing, ripe fruit, resinous wood, gold, it shimmers and sparkles, look there, lightly clothed Amazons. ... Samba!
De Janeiro, Hotel Four Seasons, with breakfast, nice expensive fun, do you have the Amex?
...but it was worth it!
(Waiting, applause)
Thank you very much for your attention, the buffet is now open! :)
Today I would like to speak to you because unfortunately I cannot post a second statement. Of course! Therefore, dear fellow snoopers, I will present you here a small extract from my memoirs.
Here we go:
(Pause, breathe in!)
Krawehl, krawehl ...oh nonsense, wrong event, just a moment please...
So, here we go:
Fantastic fantastic fantastic!
In the jungle, a touch of pepper, exotic nuts and delicious cocoa, sweet, colorful little birds, they dance, they sing, ripe fruit, resinous wood, gold, it shimmers and sparkles, look there, lightly clothed Amazons. ... Samba!
De Janeiro, Hotel Four Seasons, with breakfast, nice expensive fun, do you have the Amex?
...but it was worth it!
(Waiting, applause)
Thank you very much for your attention, the buffet is now open! :)
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