...You say no judgement, but I've had people literally laugh in my face when I've said this before. FWIW I'm looking at this thread and thinking none of what you all are saying is particularly shameful or socially out of the norm.   Anyway here goes: I love Pauly Shore movies.  Yes, all of them.  I know they are the movie equivalent of a gas station beef stick or a pickled egg from a half empty jar on the high up forgotten shelf at a sketchy tavern, but I don't care.  

...Eau de Nyonya Promenade des Anglais

...Philosykos Eau de Parfum lasts about 4 hours and doesn't project much at all after hour 2. On a hot day forget about it.

...Attar de Roses