"I only wear Bal a Versailles when I'm happy and when I'm sad.
Sometimes I spritz it when I'm alone.
When I have company I consider it obligatory.
I trifle with it if I'm not in a hurry and mist it when I am,
otherwise I never touch the stuff, unless I have showered:368bf1a166]
Love it, Omni.

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More recent discoveries from the skanky genre are "I-II Montecristo" and "Maai".
The contemporary queen of the animal realm, however, is Vero Kern's Onda.